Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Every time you date a girl with potential,

but it won't last. Every time she says, "That's so funny,"

- Yo, Glassman. - What's "Glassman"?

Um, actually, I meant what do you want to order from take-out for dinner.

for this sensitive crap.

Look, Julie, I'm very protective of J.D.,

J.D., this was totally different.

[J.D.] There was sexual energy everywhere.

So you really don't think about that kind of stuff?

[Carla] Oh, my God, what did I just agree to?

We'll get you ladies some more coffee.

[J.D.] It usually bought us a few minutes of peace,

Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all?

[Carla] Because I'm old and the crock pot is on the fritz.

I don't know. We've already got the half acre, right?

I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.