Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe I broke up with her. Why do I keep doing this?

Even though I don't live with him,

You never laugh when something's funny.

Sweetie, you're not old. You don't have crow's feet.

You broke up with her for a real reason. Right, Carla?

So Carol... do you like jazz?

I was a psych minor in college. The next time she says, "That's so funny,"

i need some milk i need some milk

You're disgusting.

Oh, yeah! Don't stop!

Sometimes I watch Roots to remind myself how good I have it.

Remember I read how important it is for the man to have a high-protein diet?

in my art history class. Mm-mm.

they haven't spent time around minorities.

I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.