Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What we're about to watch will make her say

I know. I'm sorry. I gotta do it. I lost a bet to Turk.

[# Cary Brothers: Ride]

I really couldn't care less.

Why don't we say we're never gonna talk about it.

I apologized to her, so I think we're cool for now,

I tell you how they could double their profits. Two-a-Day Vitamins.

And I knew she was out there.

They didn't have a name when he was born. So until he was three,

[J.D.] OK, from this moment on, I am officially out of my head.

goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting team.

who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me.

To being young.

And certainly not for the next five or ten years.

I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship

You got over it and you're married.

This is the dumbest conversationI've ever heard

so we didn't have time for our usual seven solid minutes of lovemaking.

[Carla] Ravish me.

Nah. You're not gonna be a jerk and do something like that, are you?

[J.D. Laughing] One-A-Day Vitamins?

[# The Turtles: Happy Together]

That's so funny!

- Nurse Martinez. - [Salsa music plays]

Oh, the last time I had one, I agreed to go on a date with a chick

- Have the police cleared him yet? - He's still a person of interest.

That's so funny. Look how big that pancake is! That's so funny.

This is the dumbest conversation.

[J.D.] Turk and I had discovered a new way to deal with Kelso's bad moods.

Throwing in a crib.

It's a loud gong. I mean, it's like, "Gong."