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♪ ♪
Then the decision's easy.
- Whoa, he's going over.
Bench jeweler walking into work Monday after the salespeople made too many promises on Saturday
- Whoa, easy.
Me to everyone at work Besides us today
- Yeah, there is.
Take me anywhere but a music festival.
- Yes, you're such a boy. This ain't checkers, son.
I'm gonna talk to your daddy a bit.
- Oh, yeah, well,
feels like your sermons are meant just for me.
Husband I don’t have the energy for you today
a little cold water don't bother me none.
♪ ♪
I don't have the energy for you today!
they might steal it.
[acoustic country music]
Relax.
Jimmy.
- Are you sick? - Do I look sick?
- You ain't got one no more.
- God.
♪ ♪
Everyone's gonna know this is arson.
He attacks the shepherd.
- Reynolds I can deal with.
That's a good idea. I'll be right back.
- Jesus Christ.
- I just-- - The truth, Kayce.
♪ Good-bye, yesterday ♪
♪ ♪
I don’t have the energy for you today
I can't provide for a family selling horses.
- I'm wasting my fucking time asking you for help.
- Smoking what?
♪ I'll carry on ♪
- Don't fucking tease me, Kayce.
- It's every day in my experience.
- I think the tractor's already dead.
♪ ♪
- [screams] - Get!
We've always told it. Don't stop now.
You know exactly what it is.
[foreboding music]
Right now we have a tragedy.
♪ ♪
Get up. Get up.
When ppl try to talk to you before you’ve had coffee
- Good luck, Jimmy. - 20 on the horse.
- Do it fast.
When one of my usual students walks in my door
My guess is you'll have ashes in about ten minutes.
Work wife Me
- I wouldn't do it to you, sir.
But first, there's something else we have to talk about.
Pick something more suited to my personality.
- Hmm. [wolf howls]
- When you die, and the next one begins.
- That's a triple.
- Oh.
- How long on the ambulance?
I dont have the energy for you today
Yeah, I'd say you look sick.
And you owe me a big one.
Let's go inside.
- We don't know it was Kayce. - He was executed.
- God.