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Now, these people, they're gonna twist you
[horse snorts] - Should I pet him?
Jemma I don’t have the energy for you today
- Really?
This is chess, and you're about to play it with masters.
don't you let go.
- It makes you think it doesn't.
and not give them away.
when we said for better or for worse.
You
- I'd like that. - So would we.
Anna I don't Have the Energy for you today
- I'm not ready to play this hand.
Because his family is your family.
Describe how your husband feels about you most days…
I won't negotiate with a drug addict.
His flock is your flock.
You're the craziest person I've ever met in my life,
- [chuckles]
What Pete thinks about me most days...m
Open your mouth real wide, like you're at the dentist.
- You be quiet.
- You know,
Only reason to ride a bull, meet a nurse.
So which one is it? Wha--ah--ah.
♪ ♪
♪ At the break of day ♪
My encounter with happy ppl on a Monday
while he laid on his back.
and neither did I.
- Uh, just under.
how robert felt yesterday
- Do you think ours is as big as that one?
The good thing about maps
[horse squeals]
♪ ♪
- Guess you're here just in case.
- We're gonna be late.
Marriage is....
Besides...
we have something entirely different.
- You're gonna be in a big time out.
♪ ♪
before anyone can bother to notice.
- I'm no good at this, Monica.
I should embroider that on a pillow.
[ominous music]
Family. Family.
which would leave him paralyzed from the chest down,
I think a man who does that to himself never changes sides.
I don't uave the energy for you today.
♪ ♪
- Well, I guess that's what we meant
Me vs Monday
When they CC'S me in their email drama #municipaltoxicity
but this takes the cake, Rip.
- If I give you this lie, will you stay?
I don’t have the energy for you today.
It'll make him one too.
[overlapping chatter]
- Not yet.
into so many knots, you won't know where the truth begins
Me everyday
Dear Monday
- Well, we can start, but that's gonna be a lot of work.
All right, the move's coming down eventually.