Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Montague H. Withnail."
I'm gonna have to sit down.
I don't care where you come from!
No. I've got nothing to sell.
Fatty
What we need is harmony,
Stay in this lane. Bear right. Bear right.
- Well, stop smiling at him. - I can't help it.
WHAT FUCKER SAID THAT?!
Now, would you leave?
Couldn't we allow ourselves just this one moment of indiscretion?
There was a geezer around here the other day lookin' for you.
No need to get uptight, man I was merely making an observation.
Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.
We’ve had a party by mistake!
Monty - you terrible cunt!
Come up the drain pipe.
We're out of coffee. What are we going to do about it
I could hardly piss straight with fear.
Scrubbers! Scrubbers!
- What do you mean by that? - I mean, free to those who can afford it.
Look at him! Look at Jeff DABE!
If I lay ten mils of Diazepam on you, you will do something else to your brain.
Wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.
but there's a psychotic on the prowl outside this house.
Ray Ray Ray, you terrible terrible Cunt!
I told you, you've been bitten!
I trust their shapes will not offend your palates
What's the matter with you? What are you laughing at?
Imagination? I just finished fighting a naked man.
We've joined a ska band by mistake!
- Where's the aspirins? - Probably in the bathroom.
Don't be ridiculous. I need at least an hour for lunch.
My thumbs have gone weird!
Shall we look?
It's all right, Miss Blenehassitt.
I went to a party for 25 minutes by misTAKE
The poop will boil through the glaze. We'll never be able to use our dinner service again.
I had to come. I tried not to.
- Holiday in the countryside. - That's a very good idea.
we have failed to paint it black.
There's a man over there doesn't like the perfume. A big one. Don't look.
that that represents a degree of hypocrisy...
Here Haar here
but I only started to grow last summer.
Matter.
Listen, I know what you're thinking, but I had no alternative.
- French? - Aye. Adriene De La Touche.
- No, his dog doesn't come up here. - Then it was a rodent.
Surprise
Who is the huge spade in the bath? Presuming Ed.
Mars apparently ☄️
- Are you refusing to fill this bag? - I most certainly am.
WE'VE GOT EXCITED ABOUT YOUR CAMERA BY MISTAKE.
We've gone on holiday by mistake.
We're out of coffee. What are we going to do about it?
Do help yourselves to another drink.
I think an evening At the swan
I'm 30 in a month, and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.
We've appointed two coaches who used racial language as players by mistake
"The beauty of the world:
We've acquired the largest empire the world has ever known
I seem to have gone to a party by mistake
I voted conservative!
His head must weigh 215 pounds on its own.
What does Uncle Monty think?
Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?
- Shall I get you a drink? - Yes, yes, yes, please, dear boy.
Matter?
Hey Dean, how do you look so young?
We're early.
That's four.
- Where is your son? - Up in top fields.
Don't be ridiculous. He's not gonna come up here in the dark.
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
No, no, dear boy. You must leave.
Poor old bastard.
Are you the doctor? I’ve come to hospital by mistake
"Yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman.
That can't be sensible, can it? The bastard's about to run at me!
Why can't I have an audition?
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this!
and transmit them directly into the brain.
"How like a god!
I've got your saveloy. Here. I don't want it.
You cunt You terrible cunt
how dare you
You are an M&S toilet trader
You want Working on boy
- Shut the gate! - You didn't shut the gate!
and procure some uncontaminated urine.
There can be no true beauty without decay.
If we had some money, we could go away.
Maybe he fucks arses.
Mortal BABZ! You dreadful CUNT..! YOU UTTER CUNT!
We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution for this intense cold.
"Laisse-moir respirir,
Out of the car... please.
Miss Blenehassitt, telephone the police.
What are you gonna do with those?
It's all your fault.
They're going into your room. It's you he wants.
But he's up there with a leg in polythene.