Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel unusual.
A poacher. We got into a tiff, and he threatened me with a dead fish.
Stop saying vaccine rollout was great It’s boosters we need now!
Stop saying that! You're not in the same boat.
- I've got one!
You're Drunk
I'll say one thing for Fritzl He keeps a sensational cellar.
We'll have to tackle him. You stay in bed, pretending to be asleep.
making an enemy of our own future.
He'll go for you. When he does, I'll jump on his back.
Exam appeal boards be like
If you hit me, it's murder.
Now, come along. I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato.
This'll tend to make you very high.
The only thing...
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
- What time is it? - It's 8:00.
stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
- Go down there and ask him. - Don't be a fool. He's got a gun.
Can't find the rosemary.
I mean, look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights!
Let him get his drugs out.
- Eccentric. - Eccentric? He's insane!
Congratulations!
- I'll have to come with you. - Will you get out?
Gray yellow sock.
I've got a blinding fucking headache.
Warm up? We may as well sit around a cigarette.
Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from Auckland...
Exam appeal boards be like
Boy.
He's got our checks. What are you doing with these?
by some vulgar little tumor.
Merely forced it a little. Sorry if I frightened you.
I'm sure together we could persuade him.
I'm going to buy some razors and shaving soap.
Forgive me. It was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed.
- with this really rather far-out looking hat... - Wig.
I feel like a pig shat in my head
Connelly's has more covid than you've had hot dinners .
and discuss it sensibly in the street.
You got an A*? Oh, you went to Eton?
'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?
Withnail, you bastard. Wake up.
A bit early in the morning for festivities isnt it?
with this really rather far-out looking hat
The bastard asked me to understudy Constantine in The Seagull.
Two large gins, two pints of cider….. ….. ice in the cider.
No, man. This was more like a long white hat.
I can never touch meat until it's cooked.
I don't know. I don't know.
- What are you talking about? - I've been called a ponce.
His head must weigh 50 pounds on its own.
Wake up, you bastard! You gotta get wood.
You've been avoiding my eyes, haven't you?
We’ve kept 30 million doses of Oxford vaccine In a warehouse in Italy by mistake
No thank you
Makes no difference, so long as you keep taking the pills.
And here we are... we three...
I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television.
What the hell are you doing? Nothing
liven all you stiffs up a bit..
Fuckers
I suppose...
Why don't you ask your father for some money?
It's dinner, and Danny's here.
Not the attitude I'd been given to expect...
He's coming through the window. He's getting in.
Christ Almighty!
Shat on by the Tories Shovelled up by labour
- Oh, splendid. - And he's just had an audition for rep.
What do you want?
But he told me you were in purgatory because he couldn't love you.
- I will. - No, I'd better go. I wanna dig the car out anyway.
- Night-night, then, Monty. - I want to be alone!
No need to get uptight man, I was merely making an observation.
He told me about your problems,
So he looks at the Coalman and says,
In this instance, it most certainly would not.
And at night we'd find some barn and fall asleep,
I was allowing memory to have the better of me.
We want the finest radiators available to humanity
It's just thoughts, really.
That's politics, isn't it?
Glengowla
Especially you, prancing like a tit.
We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against the radiator,
Cats are Dickheads!
What do you want?
Indeed, I remember my first agent.
Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities.
We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!
- Why? - Because... I've told you why.
Here, Hare here.
For reasons I can't really discuss with you...
It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Having said that, I now intend to leave for London.
Mmm. As a matter of fact, I got a saveloy.
- This is my bed, and I demand precedence. - No!
Oh, forgive me, dear boy. Forgive me.
I heard a noise.
- Yeah, you're the cook. - And... what on earth are those?
Ugh!
All right, you made your point.
Demo Boom! (To Say That A House Falling Apart Is The Very Least Of Our Worries!) I Agree Sunny! But There's No Time For That Let's Head To Curdled Cave Now!
What are you doing? Sitting down to enjoy my holiday.
and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?
No fridges, no televisions, no phones!
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Not another word. Jake can wait too.
What is it, Monty? I'm terribly tired. I need to go to sleep.
- There's always time for a drink. - No.
I often wonder where Norman is now.
If I hear more words out of you,
Then the f”?:-(s) will rue the day!
Lockdown
Listen, I pay you ten percent to do that.