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How it feels to be Joe
I dislike relatives in general, my own in particular.
All right. All right.
You got the part, man?
You'll have to keep a look out your side.
It will pass. Be seated.
Get in the back of the van!
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He told me about your problems,
Is this true?
I shall miss you too. Chin-chin.
What have I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this.
- Sherry? - Sherry.
We've foretold the future by mistake
But surely you could forego for just this one occasion.
I've gone on Learned League By Mistake
What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know what's in here.
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You'll be pleased to hear Monty's invited us for drinks.
- You're drunk. - I assure you I'm not, officer.
An expert on bulls you are not!
No, thanks. I've got a call to make.
Then the fucker will rue the day
We want to get in there, don't we?
- Well, he's randy! - Yes, I know he is!
Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid...
Your sensitivity overwhelms me.
I'll take the bastard axe to him!
I feel dreadful. I feel really dreadful.
reflectin' these times.
You're drunk
yielding place to new.
I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired.
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
You haven't slept in 60 hours. You're in no state to tackle it.
And that's what's so essential, isn't it?
Liar! What's in your toolbox?
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Aren't you getting absurdly high?
How much is it?
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing ...and fuck off while you're doing it!
and cellotape this valve to the end of the old chap.
Very, very foolish words, man.
Poacher. Works the lake.
On my life, Monty, this is the first night we haven't slept together for six years.
She said she'd closed. What do you want in here?
Sitting down to enjoy my holiday
- You're drunk. - Just bring out the cakes. Cake and fine wine.
Rubbish. I haven't seen Gielgud down the Labor Exchange.
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Of course you have. You're the poacher.
Now look, you. Them pheasants are for his pot. These here are for my pot.
and transfer your talents to the meat.
Have we got any embrocation?
Why he's up there fuck knows.
Stop saying vaccine rollout was successful It’s boosters we need now
Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford.
A what? Why wouldn't they see me?
And have another look in that shed. Find anything.
Under the rock. I can see it.
What fucker said that?
I think an evening At the swan
He's in. He's sharpening a fucking knife.
- What happened to your cigar commercial? - That's what I want to know.
Friday night at the Cammarsh Hotel
Why can't I get on television?
Wait till the morning. We'll go in together.
I'm trying to drive this thing as quietly as possible.
Can you help us? We've fired our engineers by mistake!
and liven all of you stiffs up a bit.
YOU BLOODY FOOL YOU SHOULD NEVER MIX YOUR DRINKS
It's sort of fashionable, actually. All the actors do it. Even Redgrave.
What do you want a child for?
To a sensational cellar
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- All right. - I want the room with the lock. Agree to that, or I'm off.
We've given up the 6 by mistake
I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium.
We can drink it on the way.
Time change. You lose. You gain.
I feel like a pig shat in my head
And in both our interests, I think we should sleep together tonight.
- When? - Shut up! That would be very kind.
Hey, show no fear. Just run at it.
- He doesn't want to sleep with you. - Right.
Shall we? Soon?
- Good night, my dears. - Good night, Monty.
perhaps the last island of beauty in the world.
I think he'd better sleep alone tonight.
He's going away. He's leaving.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp.
- Here you are, lads. - Chin-chin.
Trade, "Phenodihydrochrolide benzorex."
Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from London. Could we have some fuel and wood?
What fucker said that?
"No, please don't pull my head off."
Sit down, for Christ's sake. What's the matter with you?
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything.
Well, neither have I. Who the fuck are you talking about?
Deep Heat
This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
I've only had a few ales
He knows. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag.
- Two quid? You're out of your mind. - That's sense, Withnail.
I have it specially flown in from my man in Mexico.
We've come out here in the middle of nowhere without aspirins?
Why is he behaving so uptightly?
Find your neutral space. You've got a rush.
No need to get uptight, man. I was merely making an observation.
and they have to give you your keys back.