Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything!
- Problems? What problems? - You are a toilet trader.
Here. Get it with the pliers.
I'm sorry if I frightened you. I should have knocked, but...
We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against the rakdiator
We live in a kingdom of rains...
Imagine the size of his balls.
Don't you agree?
He's in. He's sharpening a fucking knife.
I've run to Durham by mistake
Who Plz
Excuse me. We were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you?
What on earth will people think of me turning up with you two?
No, we have nothing. Sit down.
Vim under the sink.
- I'm placing you under arrest. - Don't be ridiculous. I haven't done anything.
You want working on, boy.
'As a youth, I used to weep in Butcher's shops...
I told him there's no question of payin' rent on a property cut with rodents.
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
No, no. He's down here.
I'm 30 in a month, and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe.
- It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. - And you'll be marvelous.
I've gone on holiday by mistake
- Are we there? - No, we're not. We're here.
- What do you mean? A rat? - It's possible.
There's two of them here. Look. Come on, come on.
Apart from a raw potato, That's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours.
2 large lattes, 2 pints of squash, ice in the squash.
And how dare you tell him you rejected me.
We're multimillionaires.
We are, indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell
- I wouldn't drink that if I was you. - Why not?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I have.
Then the f*cker(s) will rue the day!”
- Has he just been busted? - No.
You get a Toshiba X9A and you get a Toshiba X9A Everyone gets a Toshiba X9A
- Great. How much do we owe you? - Pay us when you come down.
I've come a very long way to see you both.
We are 91 days from the end of this decade,
Imagine the size of his balls
It's him. What does he want?
This grass is the most powerful in the Western Hemisphere.
I’ve got addicted to cocaine by mistake
- Are you going to bed now? - No.
We're leaving in a minute.
- Four. - This is for the raise. We'll see the two.
We'll have another pair of large scotches.
It's a bloody chicken! Just think of it with bacon across its back.
The fucking kettle's on fire!
- How can we make it die? - You have to throttle them.
Danny's a genius. I'm gonna have a doze.
I knew you were a tiny dicked man You can never disguise it
- Do you grow? - Geraniums.
The finest wines available to humanity
What do you think of Desmond Wolfe?
We've done a lynch mob by mistake
We won the argument...
Stop laughing, Withnail. This is serious.
His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea.
Very expensive to those that can't.
I'm afraid we must drink from these.
You want working on, boy.
- I'll go alone. - You're not leaving me in here alone.
Then stick it in a soap tray and save it for later.
'Course he does. Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for.
Oh, didn't he tell you? We have to get back to sign on.
when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself,
Outside The Cammarch Hotel
"how infinite in faculties,
You never discuss your family, do you?
My wife is having a baby.
Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten.
What's all this going off in private business? Why did you tell him I went to Eton?
Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse.
You mustn't blame yourself. I know how you feel and how difficult it is.
And it isn't his fault he cannot love you...
He can't. He'll go away.
We desperately need fuel and wood.
It's like a tide. Give in to it, boy.
You are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure.
Yeah, my partner's got a really good idea for making dolls.
I'll sleep here.
Law
- Scrubbers! Scrubbers! - Shut up!
He takes exception to this.
FORK IT!!
- What are you talking about, Danny? - Politics, man.
Running out of time, Din uses a crane to jump onto the back of the van as it slowly heads for a bridge
"admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids,
- I'm not. - Of course you are. Cooking is one of the natural instincts.
I couldn't drink it. I've got a cramp in the mouth from grinning.
We've stopped making Freddie Mac by mistake.
If you don't shut up, we'll get stopped by the police.
"'I took drugs to win medal,' says top athleteJeff Wode.
Eat some cake, soak up the booze.
What are you doing in my bed?
- Time gents, please. - All right. We're gonna have to work quickly.
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Matter? Where's it coming from?
I was dreaming. What do you want?
Give me a Valium. I'm getting the fear!
Ace bets. Ace bets two and it's over to you.
Well, this afternoon I shall take you both into Penrith...
I wouldn't dream of depriving the dear fellow of his bed, especially in that condition.
Jesus, look at that!
Maybe he Gods arses
We'll tell them they had a farmer's conference and had a run on them.
Vegetables again.
Marvelous.
No, I'm not. What is it, Monty?
She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.
- He's not gonna try anything. - Of course he is!
The thermostats! What have you done to them?