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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Because I wanna walk you to the station. - Well, don't.
Finest wines know to humanity
I confiscated it from Monty's supplies.
Christ, Withnail. You'll suffer for this.
Reckons you owe him 266 quid back rent.
You can't miss him. He's your man.
We've changed job by mistake
No, man. That's a sideline. You can have that.
My agent's attempting to edge me towards Royal Shakespeare Company again.
I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.
You're full of scotch, you silly tool.
Please, I don't feel good.
You frightened the piss out of me. Move over. I'm getting in.
At 2:00 in the morning? It's the killer.
We've got a synod position by mistake
So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well.
let go before it's too late?
I respect you for your sensitivity.
Oh!
WE'VE GONE ON BREXIT BY MISTAKE
- But it's agreed. It's what he wants. - No, I don't.
I could bring you some logs up later. I've got the cows to feed first.
The theatrical zeal in the veins.
We've gone 300 miles to Durham by mistake
WHAT FUCKER SAID THAT!??
This is me naked in a corner!
We've sold the Saudis missiles by mistake We've sold the Saudis missiles by mistake
You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!
I think he means it.
We're in the middle of a fucking gale.
Monty you terrible cunt!
I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose.
This is ridiculous.
I've come back from holiday by mistake
I think I'll call myself ... Desmond Swayne
You utter utter CUNT! You DREADFUL cunt!
It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
- Have you selected? - I'm terribly tired.
St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.
You’ve been avoiding my eyes, haven’t you?
What fucker said that?
This is most embarrassing.
The Camberwell Carrot This will tend to make you very high
I got a bastard behind the eyes.
I’ve gone to a party by mistake!
Jose when the old man is better dressed than him
Oh... very well.
Listen, Monty. Could I just have a quick word with you? In private?
and breakfasts that 'set in,'
We've gone all liberal by mistake
Quite freaked me at the time.
Oh, hello! Come in.
Cake. What's it got to do with you?
This is ridiculous.
Get in the back of the van!
Give em a dose of unadulterated child’s piss
good luck cure up your cankles it was wooshtabra canky panky
- No we won't. It ain't legal. - I assume we can quote you.
I'll put one of these here black pods on you.
Meta
- It was perfectly inconsiderate of me. - It's perfectly all right, Monty.
- What for? - To rub on us, you fool.
Mica Richards Imagine the size of his balls
This is the morning! Stand aside!
I'm not from London, you know.
The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back.
He's an expert.
I can't take aspirins without a drink.
How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader!
If you think you're gonna have a weekend's indulgence at his expense,
Where?
trump
You could never, never disguise it.
"Jeff Wode is feeling better...
There must and shall be aspirin.
This grass grows at exactly 2,000 feet above sea level.
who had red hair and a book of poetry...
All right this is the plan Get in there and get REKT
What do you mean, "sorry"? What's going on? What's he doing here?
- I'm off now. - Already?
This doll is extremely dangerous.
Got a randy bull up there. Give me one in the knee.
Where did you school?
No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear.
I don't know. It'll happen.
we've picked two racists by mistake
- I'm fire lighter and fuel collector. - Yeah, I know that, but I got the logs in.
If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
If you want to humiliate me, humiliate me.
I'm testing my eyesight
- Let's get its feet off. - No.
"This majestical roof fretted with golden fire.
Now get after him. That's the man.
This evening, you barely looked at me.
Will you stop laughing? They wanna throw us out.
NASDAQ Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Don't attempt anything without the gloves
Oh, God!
Are you the doctor? I’ve gone to hospital by mistake
- You'd go if you had boots?
These shall be my pleasure.
- The toy industry. - I thought you were in the bottle industry.
You won't keep us anywhere.
Beastly ungrateful little swine, Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day!
Do you like vegetables?
Rather busy, Uncle. TV and stuff.
You can prepare me a small rhesus-negative Bloody Mary.
We're making a bank my mistake
You haven't got a chance!
Oh, how I tried not to.
Dead down the drain? What have you done to them?
You have done something to your brain.
"how like an angel in apprehension.
The bitch hung up on me.
You terrible cunt!
we are not drunks we are multimillionaires
Garlic, rosemary and salt
It's too like Donald Wolfit.
WE'VE GONE ON BREXIT BY MISTAKE
You've got ten minutes, right? I want you out 'cause I want to get in.
- You've got eels down your leg. - You leave them alone.