Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith Tea Rooms, and we want them removed.
You bloody fool. You should never mix your metaphors
We've gone to Leuven by mistake
Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
My advice for the weekend
You know what we should do?
There was an empty wine bottle on the ledge.
O B
"I am yours ever faithfully,
It's not my fault if the system doesn't work.
how can we make it die?
I'm in considerable danger in here.
What about food? Do you think you could sell us something to eat?
WE'VE GONE TO DURHAM BY MISTAKE
It will get better. It has to.
Maybe he loves asses
Pints?
So do I. So does everybody.
- What were you in? - Tanks.
I don't want to understudy anybody, especially that little pimp.
- But we have my car, dear boy. - Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered.
Oh, how delicious.
I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you.
- Perhaps it's in the other bag. - Perhaps it is.
- Would you like a smoke? - Yes.
keep ourselves alive till 12:00.
We're friends of Montague Withnail.
Any minute now, he's gonna rush out and get into his tights.
Bye.
longtemps longtemps L 'odeur de tes cheveux. "
We want
Come on. Let's pack up and get out of here before it gets dark.
Get any more masculine than him, you'd have to live up a tree.
- Here comes another fucker.
I haven't been up for a job in three months!
AHH you post at Bluesky
WE'VE COME ON A TEAM BUILDING AWAY DAY BY MISTAKE
Get into the countryside, rejuvenate.
When ur down for shitt Forshore
and seep out the pores.
What fucker said that?
We've GONE on a TEAM BUILDING AWAY DAY BY MISTAKE
This is ridiculous.
"- Where Are We? - We're Approaching London."
Do you want Indie ? Stop fucking saying that Jenkins of course he wants indie
I thank you for it,
He ain't been here for a couple of years.
All right, this is the plan. We'll get in there and get wrecked.
Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!
Oh, Christ Almighty! A sinew in nicotine base.
We shall buy this place and fire you immediately.
He was a dreadful little Israelite.
A coward you are, Withnail An expert on bulls you are not
Then we must choose our moment...
Perfumed ponce!
Balls to Monty? I already spent an hour flattering the bugger.
- Yes. - Surrounded by trees and nature,
Our car has arrived.
"Man delights not me.
Imagine the size of his balls....
In that case, to a delightful weekend in the country.
When Mcgloofs agent calls
Oh, sorry. Sherry's in there.
Are you the doctor? I’ve come to hospital by mistake
Operation save big dog moves to next level
Chin Chin
ARE YOU A VEGAN?
but you must leave.
What lane? What lane? I can't see the fucking lane.
His agent. He's wasting his time because he won't be in.
But he is.
Ponce!
Hey Richard Thumbprint hun?
I tried to get the fuel and wood.
Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons.
By the time the doors opened, he was arse-holed on rum...
Running out of time, Din uses a crane to jump onto the back of the van as it slowly heads for a bridge
And we want them here, and we want them now.
When that moment comes,
I think an evening At the swan
Look! Come here! Down here. Look.
Your two and up two.
We don't want a rabbit we want a pheasant
- Your eyes? - Mmm.
What absolute twaddle!
Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!
I'm told you're a writer too.
- Where's our checks? - Didn't sign on.
You bloody fool. You should never mix your metaphors
It takes away your appetite looking at it.
As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops
whining about ducks going to Moscow.
They're throwing themselves into the road! Gladly!
Help us out, Raymond.
Knorr Stock Pot? I can double what you can
... ..
You wanna go out back? Get some spuds up?
Flowers are essentially tarts,
What does Uncle Monty think ?
I will say one thing for Monty.
Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten.
Well done.
I wondered if you could sell us some food... eggs and things.
Monty, there's something I have to explain to you.
You undo your valve...
I'm making time.
Genesis are back. Will we never be set free?
Are you the Farmer?
We've just run out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
He told me that first day you came to Chelsea.
Tractor approaching.
If I see that silage heap hanging about up here,
I'd be sucked into his trap. One of us has got to stay on guard.
London is a country coming down from its trip.
"Look you, this brave, o'er hanging firmament.
You must tell me all the news. I haven't seen you since you finished your last show.
I must have some booze.
I'm gonna eat some sugar.
Opened the oven door, and it was in there looking at me.
We've acquired an empire by mistake