Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my boys.
Bastards! Just to suck...
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you’re doing it.
How can we make it die?
without ever getting off the plane.
You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other?
- I'm gonna crack. - I'm in the same boat.
If I golfed you you'd think a golf was a golf
Two quid? You're out of your mind.
You've got a truck coming up. About 200 yards.
Never point guns at people! It's extremely dangerous.
"All Along the Watchtower"]
"What a piece of work is a man,
They can handle the caftan, but they can't handle the bell.
- Chin-chin. - To a delightful weekend in the country.
I don't care what he knows! Monty, you've gotta go! You've gotta leave!
Hello? How are you?
A A
Exam appeal boards be like
Little traitors.
Me, when I realise I can't tinder
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
We have been for years, but he doesn't want you to know.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I called him a ponce,
He lied to you. We're an affair.
and got progressively more arse-holed...
I loathe those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow!
- I mean... - Stranded!
You don't understand! I think there may be something living in there.
Excuse me. Could we have an eel?
I think an evening at The Crow
Come on, lads. Let's get home. The sky is beginning to bruise.
Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?
- Hey, stop! - Stop!
Then we split into two fact-finding groups.
You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser...
- Monty? Uncle Monty? - Same. That's the one.
I'm going for a cup of tea. Do you want one?
Oh my boys!
It's not me, it's him!
I think we'd better get him to bed.
I shall be swept away...
Well, that settles it, then. We'll leave immediately.
- What was that? - That's it. That's it.
- What are you talking about? - You love him.
"'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped,
Changeover point.
and never a job at the top of them.
Here Claire hair
I mean to have you even if it must be burglary
I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.
On holiday by mistake
I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition.
- Who's he going to telephone? - Squat Betty.
I'll murder the pair of yous!
What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.
- I think a drink, don't you? - What about the Wellingtons?
Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants.
Yes. You'd better go to him.
Bastard's psychotic. You've only got to look at him.
Free to those who can afford it Very expensive to those who can't
If I had known that, I would never have attempted to come between you.
Don't I? I damned well do.
I know you're not asleep, boy.
Bear right bear right Stay in this lane
It's horrible, really. But they like that, little girls.
I can't cheat on him. It would kill him.
What papers, Danny?
"I fuck arses." Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?
Well, it's better than nothing.
I must get out of here at once.
Monty - you terrible cunt
We've exited the EU by mistake!
Early night will do us both good.
I want something’s flesh
any more than it's mine that I adore you.
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I know that, Monty.
Nothing down there of interest to you.
Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?
This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
Right, you fucker. I'm gonna do the washing up.
My Dad'll pick up the boxes in a week.
Hey, sarge, what's that clown doing?
The only program I'm likely to get on is the fucking news.
That is an unfortunate political decision,
- What geezer? - Some bald geezer.
we've picked two racists by mistake
"Looking a bit lonely, isn't he?"
Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?
I might come and see you lads in a week. I might fetch you up a rabbit.
There is, you will agree, a certain "je ne sai quoi,"
You're the food and plumbings man. I have no idea. I wish I'd found this an hour ago.
- I've been asleep. - Who is the huge spade in the bath?
and get you fitted with some good quality rubber boots.
Grab its ring! Keep your bag up!
That's why he's rejecting me while you're here.
"how noble in reason,
I demand to have some booze!
but I really think I ought to be out there getting work done on the car.
Mm-hmm.
"Why, it appeareth nothing to me...
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get an soup?
Then they must be delighted with your career.
Have you been away?
Alex, let’s not do this, okay?
Do you like to experience all facets of life?
shat on by Tories, shoveled up by Labor.
Errgh Errhh
B***s! I'll Swallow it and run a mile!