Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, yeah.
Don't tell me you're not aware of it. I know what you're up to, and so do you.
- Sign on? At the Labor Exchange? - Yeah.
Brrr! Ah, good morning. Did you sleep well?
Maybe he Gods arses
What about this roasting dish? What are we gonna cook it in?
Right. Now, we're gonna have to approach this scientifically.
"seems to me a sterile promontory.
and all at once those frozen hours...
Maybe he's written this in some moment of sincerity!!??
SCRUBBERS! SCRUBBERS!
- Hey! - What's the matter with him?
We're doing a feature for Country Life.
then the fucker will rue the day...
Go with it. It's society's crime, not ours.
My God, it's a nightmare, let me tell you. It's a nightmare.
Writer hears about review of book Reviewer is in the room
We're working on a film up here.
We've gone to Grimsby to watch Brighton play by mistake
Wake up, you bastard! Wake up!
I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose.
Am I not right? You don't deserve such loyalty.
After the alt space tour We want payment now
- I'm not homosexual, Monty. - Yes, you are!
Nine quid? You're out of your mind
Where is he? I'm utterly assholed.
Are you out of your mind? Pull over. You haven't got a license.
When I strike, they won't know what hit them.
- We're forgetting aboutJake... - Not another word.
Oh, Oxford!
Brings back such memories of Oxford!
Well, what about TV?
"in secrecy and in the dead of night.
You may need to substitute Crow for Balta Light!
I think you've been punished enough.
Well, there's this local type hanging about.
Besides, there's nothing invented I couldn't take.
Mmm. The carrot has mystery.
It will die KUNT.org
- Pair of blues. - One each.
This is ridiculous. Look at me.
What are you doing up here, then?
I fail to see my family as of any interest to you.
something very special about a firm, young carrot.
but it's nothing to do with me.
Bear right! Bear right! Bear right!
Ten minutes, right? You better be on your feet.
I wanna get to bed.
Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights...
We might want to do a film in here.
STOP SAYING THAT, WITHNAIL! OF COURSE IT IS FROM THE FUCKING MIDDLE ENGLISH PERIOD
Throw yourself into the road, darling!
I think we'd better release you from the lÈgumes...
We're in danger. We've got to get out.
- She wouldn't give it to me. - Where are we gonna get it, then?
to offer it the show of violence."
Doing what?
- I can't find the rosemary. - Ah.
what the fuck are you talking about?
I never have wanted it... not with him in it!
I think an evening at the Crow.
Operation Save Big Dog Moves to next level
I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon.
I mean, with no proper facilities.
Listen, Monty. This is all very kind of you,
We went cycling up Brill Hill by mistake Are you the taxi driver?
Come along. He's going to revitalize himself, and you're going to finish the vegetables.
The Classic
Shat on by the Tories Shovelled up by Labour
It's gonna need its feet.
"I'm a trained actor!" "reduced to the status of a bum!"
- He won't gore you. - A coward you are, Withnail!
Why don't you ask your father? How can it be so cold in here?
Monty used to act.
I deny all accusations. What do you want?
No way. No fucking way.
- No. - All right, then I will.
These shall be my pleasure
- What are you doing? - Sitting down to enjoy my holiday.
We've suggested new team names by mistake
You can check the fuel and wood situation.
Instructions are included.
What's all this army bollocks?
SCRUBBERS!
I cracked the boards in my youth, but I never really had it in my blood.
Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow...
Rejuvenate? I'm in a park, and I'm practically dead.
A cat and rain.
What Fucker Said That!!!
If I don't get aspirin, I shall die...
I'll see you over there in half an hour.
I feel like a pig shat in my head
Coffee.
Run Run
I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!