Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like fucking Batman...

I feel like a pig shat in my head

Now what makes you think I should give you something for your pot?

We want the finest wines available to humanity.

Shut that gate and keep it shut!

Vegetables again

We've stopped making Freddie Mav

So we can eat it. We're fed up with stew!

That's sense Withnail

milkmen, that sort of thing.

I'll deal with the water and other plumbing.

And that's precisely the reason I'm off to London.

I've already put two shilling pieces in.

- Run at it, shouting! - Do as he says, start shouting.

"I will never play the Dane."

I feel like a pig shat in my head

was him sharpening his knife.

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!

Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this.

What fucker said that?

Beastly, ungrateful little swine!

I think an evening at the Crow.

We're coming back in here.

As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops.

a rejection of poisonous inhibition...

"I'm gonna pull your head off."

We’ve gone mountaineering by mistake

What are you talking about Danny? Politics, man.

Ah, I'm glad you're the proprietor.

Spelled 'thene" pronpuncef 'thone"

because it's crashing,

I’ve had a massive brunch by mistake

Africa Corps. Little before your time.

A bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?

- To whom? - Faithfulness isn't selective.

If you see anything, tell me. Get hold of that map.

- No! - He need never know.

Judge Judy needs to press Grandma Snell's ejector buttons. Yes she does just use me walking cane to snok snok the back of me head on the boing boing I agree dear.

These be fed from asshole to beak.

If the Crow and Crown ever had life, it was dead now.

- Mmm. - So that's four?

Tell him, if you must. I no longer care.

Would it be in bad form to plagiarize a toast?

I knew you were a services man

Are you Sue Gray? We’ve gone to a party in 10 Downing Street by mistake

What's your name? McFuck?

Shall I get you a topper?

Means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.

I deny all accusations

- I haven't touched them. - Then why has my head gone numb?

I'm preparing myself to forgive you.

Have you metJake?

We've done a lynch mob by mistake

Think his name's French, or summit.

All right, you can stay, but the gun doesn't.

Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths.

And we thought that you cleaning your boots...

All right, I'll deal with this.

with the perfumes of nature sighing on our skin.

Bastards! You'll all suffer!

Look at him! Look at Jeff DABE!

It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good-looking.

It can utilize up to 12 skins.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell

- L-l-I don't... - You must! You must!

Come on, lads. Let's get home. The sky is beginning to bruise.

Got busted coming back through Heathrow.

What?There's a test tomorrow? I haven't review,so...The only way is cheat.

melt through the nervous system...

Hey Richie Thumbprint huh?

Suits me. He can eat his fucking radish.

Ready set play Two more eggs

prostitutes for the bees.

We've watched withnail & I by mistake

"We do it wrong, being so ma'jestical...

Ask him if I exaggerate. He's threatened us, and he's dangerous.

"that this goodly frame the earth...

I got a different one. They want me to play the lead.

"I will never play the Dane."

Perfumed ponce!

Um, l-l-I do apologize for last night.

- What do you mean? - You rarely are.

And I've got to get some sleep.

a rejection of poisonous inhibition...

Here. Get a couple more. I'm going for a slash.

I've been into his room.

This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow,

Maybe he packs arses

We've gone on holiday by mistake. We've gone on holiday by mistake.

How can I possibly know what we should do?

I think there may be something alive.

fresh air, stuff like that.

How dare you! How dare you!

- What's going on? - I'm making time.

There are things in there. There's a tea bag growing.

But, uh, keep it under your hat, hmm?

I do think you could have shaved.

We'll buy this place and have it knocked down.

Well, you're in there,

Oh, I hope tobacco sales plummet.

We've logged in with the wrong account by mistake

You know, when you first came in,