Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why didn't you check into a motel?

With a drunken bear?

When you take it by the dose, you're a patient.

Now look, Sheriff, you've got it all wrong.

She thinks you may be suffering from some rare disease.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

I'll learn you to drink.

Keep your voice down and put that corn whiskey away.

Don't go near Daddy.

Pull the covers up, Ellie, so he don't chill.

I'll be glad to.

I'll go take a look around.

How can I face my rich cub and be snubbed by Mrs. Van Ransahoff?

Sure resting peacefully, ain't he?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

I'm a strict disciplinarian, but they love me for it.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

When you take it by the jug, you're a drunk.

Yeah, it's dandy for unclogging drains too.

Nothing eases the tissing like slippery elm ooze.

You're sicker than even I dared hope.

Oh, thank you, Jed.

Not now, Jethro.