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YOU ASK, I WILL OBEY. SUPER.
IN MY PERSONAL LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION TO HARVARD.
THE STUDENT BODY HAS ELECTED YOU,
THAT SOUNDS FAIR.
TO ATTRACTING FISH IS THE APPROPRIATE LURE."
AND, IF YOU LATCH ON NOW, YOU'RE TOTALLY ENTITLED
THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNING, AND I'M GOING TO MY SENIOR PROM.
HOPELESS. BYE, NOW.
SO I JUST LET HIM BUY THEM. THAT'S SWEET.
WE CAN CLEAN HIM AND KEEP HIM.
YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CHANCE TO ADDRESS THESE CHARGES. WHAT CHARGES?
THE SUBLIMINAL IS HALF THE BATTLE, RORY. GO ON.
LIKE, YOU LIKE SMASHING PUMPKINS, AND I DON'T.
SEE HER EYES DARTING BACK AND FORTH, ALL PANICKED?
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
WE'RE PACK RATS.
BUT I HAD SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO --
OH, NO, SHE'S A WELL-SEASONED FISH KILLER.
RIGHT UNDER OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST. GOOD BILLING.
ALL THE MORE REASON TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL TAKE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.
YOU COULD TRY GIVING HIM A SECOND CHANCE. I COULD.
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING SHOW. WHAT ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT?
WHOA.
BUT I WENT ON TO CLARIFY THAT IF SHE LETS ME GO,
YOU READY TO TRY ANOTHER?
GET HIM AWAY FROM MY SAW. GET HIM AWAY FROM MY DINER.
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ] TOO MUCH FOR ME.
CAN YOU IMAGINE MARRYING SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
WHAT IF THAT'S MY CALLING, THE THING THAT I'M MEANT TO DO?
SORRY. DIDN'T LUKE KEEP YOU COMPANY?
I'M NOT GOING TO RESIGN.
THANKS. SO TELL ME SOMETHING.
THEN GIVE HER A RIDE HOME. THAT'S THE END OF A DATE.
SOME WOULD SAY PAMPERED ENVIRONMENT,
LET'S REVIEW. WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR?
A CARROT PEELER? YOU CAN GET THOSE THINGS SHARP.
ALEX TOLD ME WHEN YOU GUYS LEFT.
YOU CAN THANK US IN THE LINER NOTES.
I THOUGHT SO. SHALL WE? UNH-UNH. THE FOOTSTOOL.
INDEED, IT MAKES ME WONDER --
ALRIGHT. IF IT ISN'T A BOY, PERHAPS IT'S A POPULARITY THING.
WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING A GIG NEXT MONTH,
AND THEY'LL NEED TO GET IN THERE TO DO SO.
ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH HIM AGAIN?
SO WHAT THIS TIME? TRYING TO HAVE ME DEPORTED?
THAT'S IT.
THIS WILL NOT BE THE MENTAL IMAGE YOU CARRY AROUND OF ME THE REST OF THE WEEK.
[ SIGHS ]
OH! YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN THE KIDDY LAKE?
HOW ON EARTH WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE IN COLLEGE?
IN REGARDS TO THE INCIDENT AT THE FRANKLIN,
BEEN QUITE A STIR ABOUT YOU TWO THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS.
WHEN WE COME HOME FROM COLLEGE ON BREAK.
THEN I'LL SIGN THEM. LUKE, THIS IS BUSINESS.
GOODNIGHT, JAYNE. GOODNIGHT, JAYNE.
TO THE BUILDING THAT I'M PAYING GOOD MONEY TO LEASE.
OH, NO, NO, NO! I'LL GET IT. OKAY.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
AND AFTER A REALLY LONG PAUSE,
FINE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?