Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SO SHE SAT THERE, TOOK IT ALL IN,
ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND.
I'M GONNA MISS THOSE. GET OVER IT.
HE DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES, NOW HE MAKES HIS OWN MEALS,
SORRY, WRONG INFLECTION. YOU'RE WHAT? GO AWAY.
DO YOU WANNA LEARN TO FISH OR NOT? EXCITING, HUH?
WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT?
I'M WRITING THIS IN MY LEDGER OF ALL THE CRUMMY THINGS YOU'VE DONE,
* AVE *
SHE MADE ME MOVE. YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED.
MAYBE I COULD GO FISHING...MAYBE...ONCE.
BATHS AND SCENTED CANDLES. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP HER.
MUST'VE GOTTEN A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
AND YET YOU'RE WILLING TO THROW ALL THAT AWAY
I'M READY, BUT THEY'RE NOT. NO PROBLEM.
A WHAT?! OH, BOY. AS I SAID, A SMELL.
RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD SEES US AS A GROUP OF SNIVELING,
WHAT I MEANT WAS...
YEAH? MR. DANES. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? NO.
AND YOU BROUGHT IT HOME. YES.
IT'S TO COVER THE HOOK. THIS LITTLE METAL THING IS BAIL.
HOW'S IT GOING?
YES, IT SCARED ME WHILE YOU STOOD BY
WELL, JOE NAMATH WILL FOREVER BE WEARING PANTYHOSE.
I DON'T LIE TO GUYS TO MAKE THEM LIKE ME.
THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE. THEY SHOWED UP.
NO? WELL, THEN, I'LL STOP GUESSING AND START LECTURING.
UH-HUH. CAMPING?
BUILDING ADVENTIST HOSPITALS. NOW, PUT YOUR COAT ON.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE TO PEOPLE THAT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES.
YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM. OH.
Lorelai: COULD YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME COFFEE?
GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR.
YOUNG CHUI WILL GO TO COLLEGE AT LOMA LINDA UNIVERSITY.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED HERE OVER THE YEARS?
OH. WELL, DON'T.
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME,
JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE IF IT'S OUT.
HEY, THAT'S GOOD.
AND IN REGARDS TO THE STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING --
ARE YOU SURE? I CAN COME OVER TOMORROW AFTER WORK.
A "SHUT UP, NO YOU SHUT UP" FIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
WHAT PRIVILEGED INFORMATION? "PROM COLORS ARE GREEN AND PINK. PASS IT ON"?!
HOW LONG IS IT GONNA LIVE? HARD TO SAY.
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A UNICORN IN THE CORNER,
THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK.
OH, I FOUND THE MRS. KIM-APPROVED MAKEUP IN THE DRAWER,