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Dave: ME TOO. Zack: LET'S DO THIS.
WE'RE SANFORD AND SON.
I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOING MY WAY THIS TIME.
THANKS. I WILL.
NEXT ON OUR LIST -- THE MOST SERIOUS CRIME, TREASON.
SHALL WE MOVE ON TO HOBBIES?
PARIS, ARE YOU MUTTERING? NO. SORRY.
BUT WHAT'S THE FUN OF BEING TAYLOR, RIGHT?
THEN HE WILL RETURN TO WORK FOR HIS FATHER
IF YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE PINNED UNDERNEATH A TRUCK, PICK IT UP. IT'S GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FISHING, AND I SAID SOMETHING LIKE,
TOM, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THIS ARCHWAY, SHALL WE?
NOT TWO STRONG ONES AND TWO WHATEVER ONES.
YOU FEEL AS COMPLETELY ROTTEN AS I DO?
BUT THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE CLOSED-MINDED AND BLIND.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN CAHOOTS WITH EACH OTHER.
OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT. LET'S GO.
...AND HE'S KIND OF AN OUTDOORSY GUY.
THESE GUYS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO INTO SOMEONE'S GARAGE.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME SOMETIME?
WELL, THIS IS NOT AT ALL EMBARRASSING.
SECOND. SECOND DATE.
CASTING YOUR LINE OUT INTO THE LAKE IN FRONT OF YOU.
WHO'S PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER,
HOW? BECAUSE I'M BRILLIANT.
WHY NOT? LET'S DO IT.
I LIKE YOUR DISPLAY, KIRK. IT IS FUN, ISN'T IT?
YOUNG CHUI WORKS FOR HIS FATHER, WHO BUILDS ADVENTIST HOSPITALS.
SAVE THE ACT FOR SUNDANCE, YOU LITTLE SNITCH. I DIDN'T SNITCH.
CAN YOU DO ME ONE MORE FAVOR? SURE.
THEY ALL FIND A SPOUSE, GET MARRIED AND STAY THAT WAY TILL THEY DIE.
TO DIG FOR WORMS AND STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE AT 5:00 A.M.?
"FISHING? GREAT -- COLD, WET, AND SMELLY,
THEN I DON'T EXPECT TO SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE.
I SAID I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU. I KNOW.
HELLO, SAILOR. BAIT YOUR HOOK FOR YOU?
I'M LUKE DANES.
YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT.
THANKS. I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND JESS, TOO.
AAH! WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!
SOMEONE ELSE WHO? SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO THIS FAMILY,
BUSINESS WHICH I MUST NOW UNFORTUNATELY SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU.
UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK SHE'S ALREADY DOMESTICATED --
AND WE'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
OF THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT AS SET OUT IN EXODUS 20:14?
AND THAT IS WHY IT SADDENS ME GREATLY
MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME,
I'LL STAY WITH HIM TILL FRIDAY, SEE HOW IT GOES.
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO MOVE AROUND IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.
YEAH. WHEN ARE YOU GOING? SUNDAY MORNING.
BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT FISHING. YOU WANNA COME? HUH?
LOOK, WE'RE NOT ALWAYS GOING TO LIKE THE SAME THINGS.
NO. THEN SHE SHOULD RESIGN.
YEAH. ARE YOU MAD? NO.
THEREFORE YOU WILL FULFILL YOUR COMMITMENT.
"OH, HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT."
NOT WHAT I WOULD'VE EXPECTED, I MUST TELL YOU.
NOW YOU TRY. OKAY.
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
GOOD. THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL -- SNOWY AND SPARKLY --
I GOT IT. HMM.
AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR STRONG DOWNBEATS,
I CERTAINLY DIDN'T CALL THIS MEETING.
WITH THESE? YES.
NOT UNTIL YOU MADE HER PRIVY.
EH, WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M WILY. UH-HUH.
AND WHEN CHRISTMAS CAME, HE GAVE ME ANOTHER FROG FIGURINE.
BY THE TOWN MAGISTRATE. YOU'RE THE TOWN MAGISTRATE!
WE CAN GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE SOUND. ABSOLUTELY.
GREAT. THANK YOU.
SURE, I FISH. I ALSO BODYSURF AND WALK ON THE MOON WITHOUT A SPACE SUIT.