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HI. AND HI.
SO HIS FAMILY ARRANGED TO HAVE A GIRL SHIPPED OVER FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
REMIND ME NOT TO LET YOU CATER ANY OF MY PARTIES.
ALRIGHT, BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'M LOOKING AT IS, YEAH, JUNK.
ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME. GREAT.
I'M NOT IRS. I'M NOT IRS.
I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP A LITTLE. OH.
ALTHOUGH WITH RORY, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 43. REALLY?
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
TELL IT TO THE TIMEX SALESMAN. MY GAVEL, PLEASE.
LIKE DR. DOLITTLE CHATTING WITH THE BAT.
SKELETONS IN THE FAMILY CLOSET, WAR WOUNDS, FUNNY-SHAPED SCARS?
YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT,
IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY AND LEGALLY.
I APPROVE THE BOY, NOW YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH THE BOY.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! NOTHING, MAMA.
IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE,
UH-HUH. OKAY.
RIGHT. NOW, WE'RE TALKING DAVE TAKING YOU TO THE PROM, RIGHT?
MAMA, UM... I'M SURE YOUNG CHUI IS VERY NICE,
WAIT! WHAT?
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO LIKE JESS.
WOULD'VE BEEN NICER IN THE DAYLIGHT, BUT...
PERHAPS YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE SAME BOY.
I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED A CARVED ARCH ABOVE THE DOOR.
SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
SEXIST, WHITE-HAIRED --
LAST MONTH, WISEASS. I WENT OUT WITH JOANNA COOPER.
MIN CHA? SHE MARRIED A REAL MEAN GUY.
I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THAT STUFF.
THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ROCK IN 5/8 TIME? NOWHERE, I GUESS.
OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK.
IT'S ALL WORKING OUT SO PERFECTLY.
I PROMISED NOT TO ACTUALLY DANCE AT THE PROM,
A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING.
HOWEVER, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?
SHE'LL GET FULL DRESS APPROVAL, FULL CHAPERONE APPROVAL,
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
OTHER THAN BRINGING HOME A PET, HOW WAS FISHING?
IT REALLY THROWS YOU OFF WHEN RORY'S LATE, DOESN'T IT?
OH, YEAH? ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT YOU?
BUT THE THING IS, I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.
TO BE HONEST, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THE COFFEE MYSELF.
BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT.
AND YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FISH TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY
FROM A BOOK? YES.