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WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED? I'M VERY EXCITED.
OKAY, BUT DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU?
WHAT? YES!
NO WAY. BELIEVE ME, HE KNOWS I PLAY BETTER, HARDER, MOONIER,
THERE YOU GO.
IN FRONT OF YOUR MARKET, YOU'D HAVE THEM ARRESTED.
I LEFT A NOTE SAYING THE STUFF WAS IN THE GARAGE
I SPENT THREE DAYS BOXING ALL THE STUFF IN THE ATTIC.
I GOT A NOTE THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME SEE HEADMASTER CHARLESTON.
UNLESS I CHOOSE TO CAST A TROLL IN MY DOWNRIGGER.
HEY, KIRK, IS THIS WATERPROOF?
YOU SET THE TONE, LANE. IF YOU SUCK, WE SUCK.
HOW WILL YOU TAKE A BATH? I DON'T KNOW.
THANK YOU FOR COMING AND CALL ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE THAT MASK.
Lorelai: DON'T BE MAD. YOU SET MY ALARM FOR 5:15 A.M.
HE FOOLED YOU. WHAT?
AND WHEN I SAY I'M GOING WITH HIM,
[ SIGHS ] YES, SIR.
SO, UH, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD REHEARSAL.
OH, LUCAS? WHAT?
HE'S NOT REALLY THE RECEPTION KIND OF GUY, IS HE? NOT REALLY. NOT YET ANYWAY.
AND HER MOTHER DOESN'T CANCEL. I'LL HIDE THE KEYS MYSELF.
YOU WERE TO GIVE AWAY TWO YEARS AGO! WHAT?
MMM. WE LIKE SHARPER.
BY THE TIME SHE SAYS YES, SHE'LL LOVE HIM EVEN MORE,
OH, DON'T BE SCARED, PINKY. AND NOW THERE'S PINKY.
OR I COULD STAY OPEN WHICH MEANS YOU'RE HERE TILL 10:00.
MAYBE THE NEXT KIM WEDDING WE DO MAKEUP FOR WILL BE YOURS.
WOW. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT ONE?
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. IT KEEPS YOUR LINE ON THE SPOOL HERE.
WE'LL WORK ON THAT. YES, WE WILL.
THEN, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY KEEP THE MAKEUP. WE DEFINITELY SHOULD.
IT'S LIKE IF MOZART WALKED RIGHT BY THE PIANO STORE AND NEVER PLAYED A NOTE.
I SAY, "HEY, CUTE FROG." HE SAYS, "YOU LIKE FROGS?"
THIS BEHAVIOR WILL STOP THIS INSTANT.
"FOR DEEPWATER FISHING, AN ANGLER" -- ME AGAIN --
HE TOOK ME TO THIS COFFEE-TASTING PLACE.
I'D LOVE TO GET INTO IT, ZACK, BUT SEE,
OKAY, LET'S GET GOING.
FOUR FAMILY DINNERS BEFORE SHE SIGNS OFF ON HIM BEING MY ESCORT.
BUT I'M GOING TO KICK DAVE IN THE SHINS REPEATEDLY
SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT HILLARY AND JEFF.
SOMEONE WHO YOU YOURSELF FEELS IS WORTHY.
NOR IS THAT HOW I PORTRAYED THE TWO OF YOU
Brian: ZACK, SOME HELP WOULD BE GREAT. RELAX.
WHAT ABOUT FRANCIE? FRANCIE WAS NOT MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND.
DELIGHTFUL.
COFFEE OVER HERE.