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THAT'D BE GREAT. CROSS YOUR FINGERS SHE DOESN'T WRECK THE CAR
SO FOR OUR SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY,
TO THE UNIVERSITY CORRECTING MY ERRORS IN JUDGMENT.
SHUT UP. I SAID NOTHING.
IDEAS FOR FUND-RAISING, PLEASE.
LISTEN -- YOU'RE BACK. OKAY, HI.
FEELS LIKE WE'VE HAD TWO OF THESE EVERY YEAR SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.
SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, AND SHE'S NEVER MET HIM.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU, SINCE THE LAST WEDDING, IT HAS DEVELOPED A SMELL.
HOW COME? ALL MY COUSINS IN THEIR 20s AND 30s ARE MARRIED.
AND HE COULD LEAVE A RECEIPT.
SEE YOU GUYS LATER. BYE, PAM.
OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. THERE'S THIS GREAT PLACE --
THERE'S NOT EVEN FISH IN IT. TROUT.
MY THREE FAVORITE THINGS AFTER THOSE WITCHES FROM 'MACBETH.'"
"WHATEVER YOUR TECHNIQUE, THE OTHER SUCCESSFUL CLUE
UH, MISS...LEAHY?
I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM WITH YOUNG CHUI. WHY NOT?
THEN SHE'S GONNA NEED SOME SPARKLES.
SOMEONE ELSE? YES.
HE TRIED, BUT REALLY, HE'S GOT NOTHING.
OH, JUST YOUR TYPE. NO, NOT EXACTLY, BUT HE'S NICE.
SO?
"PLAY LIKE A GUY, LANE." WELL, CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE.
IT'S A STANDARD LEASE FORM. I BOUGHT IT AT OFFICE DEPOT.
I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE AND NOT SAY,
I HAD TO RE-EDIT IT. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
OR RORY. RORY SUDDENLY GET THE OVERWHELMING URGE
PUT A CORK ON YOUR HOOK.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE SHARPER THAN THE COLOMBIAN.
ONLY IF YOU GO ON A DATE FIRST. I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU.
I HOLD IN MY HAND EVIDENCE ACCUSING ONE RORY GILMORE
NO ONE IS RESIGNING.
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT EXACTLY MR. DOOSE'S LAWYER. OR ONLY LAWYER.
REAL SCHOOL MATTERS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER HERE.
THIS IS NOT JUNK. THIS IS JUNK, AND THAT OVER THERE IS JUNK.
COFFEE-TASTING? JUST YOUR TYPE.
THERE'S SOMETHING LIVING THERE BESIDES CANADIANS.
YOU'RE WHAT? I'M LEARNING HOW TO FISH.
NOT THAT I EVER FEEL BAD STICKING IT TO TAYLOR --
I'D HATE FOR YOU TO BE DISBARRED.
BUT BASICALLY, YEAH, THIS IS IT.
GOTTA CRAWL BEFORE YOU CAN WALK.
A RESOLUTION TO INSTATE THE ABILITY TO IMPEACH.
AND WHEREVER OUR PINKIES WOULD END UP,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THROWING IT OUT.
OKAY. WHATEVER. EVEN IF THERE WAS SOMETHING,
I GOT STUCK WHEN HE SAID FISHING.