Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND INCIDENTALLY, YOU LOOK EVERY INCH A QUEEN.

NONSENSE! I ALWAYS SIT

ON THE LATE SHOW. GO, MY BOY!

* THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE *

Mrs. Howell: I CAN SCARCE HEAR MY--

THAT'S MY CUE. PLEASE, SKIPPER.

RIGHT, SKIPPER.

SHE'S NOT OVER HERE.

MUST NOT FALL INTO CAESAR'S HANDS.

I WILL NO LONGER TOIL

MAINTAIN THAT MOOD. YES.

THAT CLEOPATRA'S SUPPOSED TO BE CRAZY ABOUT YOU,

GEE, PROFESSOR. YOU'RE DOING A REAL NEAT JOB.

MAY I SEE YOUR TICKET, PLEASE, SIR?

AND SPLIT YOUR SKULL.

CANCEL THAT LAST CALL.

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I CERTAINLY AM. OUT, GILLIGAN!

* THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT *

DON'T WORRY, MR. HOWELL--

I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T LISTENING.

CAPTAIN, THROW THIS MAN IN IRONS!

YOU'RE OVER THERE BY THE WINDOW WHEN YOU SEE THE SHIP.

AND THIS TYPEWRITER'S VERY CONFUSING.

[SKIPPER MOANS]

AND HE'S GOING TO STRING WIRES ALL OVER.

WELL, MARC ANTONY, SAY SOMETHING.

Mr. Howell: GILLIGAN!

IT WAS CALLED OUR FRIENDS IN THE FOREST.

AND THE NEXT ACT IS EVEN MORE DRAMATIC.

* FROM 7 STRANDED CASTAWAYS *

AND YOU'RE A VERY IMPORTANT WOMAN, MRS. HOWELL.

I'M TOO EXCITED.

YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT

I BRING YOU NECTAR, MY QUEEN.

AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS GATHER NUTS

I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO DO MUCH GOOD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE CAUGHT?

THAT WAY WE CAN COVER MORE TERRITORY.

* IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB *

I WANT YOU TO TRY ON THIS TOGA THAT I MADE FOR YOU.

GILLIGAN, WILL YOU STOP AND LISTEN?

ALRIGHT, CAST. REHEARSAL TIME. PLACES, EVERYONE.