Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THIS PLAY WAS ESPECIALLY WRITTEN FOR ME.
WHY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FAMOUS OVERNIGHT
IF I GOT TO DO IT.
MY MAID. SEND MY MAID IN.
WHAT?
PROUD AND BEAUTIFUL,
SEND IN MY AGED BUT TRUSTWORTHY MAJOR-DOMO.
I SEE A SHIP!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, NO I HAVEN'T. SHE WASN'T AT BREAKFAST.
BEAUTIFUL SET!
I BACKED A FEW SHOWS IN MY TIME.
AND SHE IS WAITING FOR HER LOVER MARC ANTONY
[HORN FANFARE PLAYING]
I KNOW. ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS WENT HUNGRY.
I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SHIP IN THE HARBOR.
I SEE A SHIP!
I GOT IT.
BUT YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MY TYPE.
WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND
WELL, YOU TELL HER SHE'S GOT TO EAT THAT.
I WAS GONNA OPEN ON BROADWAY.
* A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP *
A SHIP! LOOK IN THE HARBOR.
OH.
DELIVER THIS MESSAGE, BUT BE CAREFUL.
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, GINGER.
YOUR HEART IS BEATING FAST.
SEND IN THE ROYAL MESSENGER.
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
POOR GIRL. WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR HER.
IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND
I'VE DECIDED ON A SLIGHT CAST CHANGE.
* THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH *
LISTEN TO THIS...
LOOK! I SEE A SHIP... IN THE HARBOR.
REALLY. ALRIGHT, LOVEY, MY DEAR.
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. CLEAR THE STAGE, CLEAR THE STAGE.
GREET THY HAPPY SAILOR!
WELL, I KNOW IN THE PLAY
THAT'S A NON-ENTITY, A VERY LOWLY PERSON, YOU UNDERSTAND?
SEND IN MY MAID. HUH?
My Lithotripsy Experience
WHILE THE REST OF THE ANIMALS SAT AROUND AND DID NOTHING.