Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing here?

I'm so sorry for your loss, Santas.

if everyone dressed more like me.

You're the first guy I ever hit on.

You got donations, just throw 'em on the pile.

But if anything can remind me

I never can tell if you're trying to help me

Oh, I picked up Mookie's stationery.

I wish Bruce Willis had let that asteroid hit you!

Rudolph went down in history,

My clothes will be plucked from this hellhole

to get cast in a movie that involves stairs.

and I don't step on cracks,

I've got a bomb!

and all you're doing is lying...

she'll come to you.

♪ Damn it ♪

- Be safe. - Bye.

Is there anyone else here?

You're so weird.

but let me tell you about another imperfect employee.

Every year, it's like, Here's your new mom,

Did you hear? She got fat in Connecticut.

I did it for your own good, Xan.

Sold to the lady in the front row for $11 1/2 million.

I can't believe clo-zay is gone.

I scored twice against Country Day,

and she said since you've been traveling,

I don't think so.

Speaking of which, is that my elf costume?

and that reindeer's name was Rudolph.

- Is it Master Splinter? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, wait. You're divorced.

And you get free peanuts.

Donation canceled!

in a vending machine!

And then, like, your crotch gets a headache?

what are you doing back in New York?

I think it's time for some Mutant Ninja Turtles

and the first 20 minutes of Interstellar.

so who's up for margaritas

This says you were a babysitter from 1997 to 1998,

Mannequins? No, we don't have...

I just wish we could have met the chic sophisticate

Pearls before swine!

That's my Sioux family name.

When you were little, did you think he was handsome?

Do you think you're helping me?

Oh, you are dressed like an elf.

of the word sensuali-Titus-travaganza!

Take from the rich and give to the poor.

Oh, that's so sweet,

He just watches the games from his luxury tree.