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Holy mackerel! You're floundering over there.
The seven o'clock show is completely different than the ten o'clock show.
Hmm?
[all cheering]
-Dad, please put the boulder down. -Four!
But, Majesties, think of the confusion.
-Boo! -What you be booing me for?
-[Zøg grunting] -Oh, no!
Aunt Becky? Aunt Rebecca?
He's just lazy.
[eerie music playing]
It's alive.
♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪
But I didn't kill no sea monster. I hugged a seal.
Oh, I wish you was real.
[audience applauding]
If I weren't tied up like a delicious holiday goose, I'd kill you.
-[dings] -[thunder clapping]
[crickets chirping]
-I'm alive! -[laughs]
[all laughing]
Hey, you're not gonna tell anyone about this, are you?
If you're my conscience, then what's my deepest sorrow?
[in gravelly voice] ♪ Zøge Maria… ♪
but it's always a zing with you, ain't it?
Three, she's gonna say you're crazy.
The local yokels, the royal yokels, me.
Nothing but gold coins. Keep looking.
♪ Stand out in your dreams for me to ♪
[laughs]
[muttering]