Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

do you still seek to write lurid stories
You hear that? A wolf.
He's got a demented mind, not me...
- Hi. - Hi.
You're so childish. You really are a baby.
- Do not be afraid. - Who's afraid?
Or, you know, Laura's so capable. She's very grown up.
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Jack, get him out! Get him out of the lab!
Alive, alive, alive, alive...
- Good. - See?
It's so good to have you back where you belong.
"Laughter conceals fear. And the wheel of truth has many spokes.
No. You get up and you look for her now.
- Mints, master? - No.
No, Gil, it's a phony. Those guys obviously staged the whole thing.
Let's hear what he has to say.
Transylvania 6-5000.
These old chandeliers have a tendency to give way.
I think there's something in this room.
What story?
I see.
Do you remember how she used to look? Show them.
I just wanna make everything perfect for you, because you deserve it.
He goes by the name of Lawrence Malbot.
I started growing hair. It grew and grew. It wouldn't stop growing.
Because if you guys come back with nothing,
And your wife.
- I want to kiss you. - Can't we have lunch first or something?
Of course not.
the Transylvania penal system from the inside. However...
I'm going to start working this story. Okay? I say we go to town,
- I did. - No, you didn't.
Who are you?
I'm sure to get their names in the paper. So, what's up?
Gil, thank God.
The mayor.
Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?
You embarrassed the hell out of me.
Look, this area's too much.
Thank you, master.
The stones at Easter Island,
Okay.
Laura!
I sleep now.
- Lupi. - What?
If you want to write about us, write about a happy Transylvania.
Enjoy our way of life.
Yes, master.
I can well understand your Frankenstein fixation.
- Okay, fine. - Four, five, and six.
- No, no, not now. - It's good.
No, don't bother the mayor. Please don't.
Laura, it's your mommy.
Some old gypsy man delivered it. Here.
How come you grabbed this reporter by the cajones?
- It's good. You, cream? - No, no thank you.
Who's that? Who is it?
How dare they turn this magnificent castle into a haven to the lay tourist.
Look, I'll only be in town a couple of days.
Wait. Wait, your favorite is still here. Believe me.
My favorite is here?
I see. You want a... woman.
Well? What do you think?
And we've put up with it, haven't we?
RUN! RUN! LOOK, IT'S EVIL LEAFY!
She's a lovely child. Is she yours?
Come on.
Hand it to you!
Here she is. She's fine.
Not my pants, this belt. This belt!
Well, they have that certain Transylvanian flair.
Go. Bring them to me.
My favorite?
And I was wondering, could we have dinner tonight?
Okay, okay...
Okay, fine. I'll make an appointment.