Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good luck getting them back on.

You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown.

It's my mother's meatloaf.

The Star Trek reference and the play on words...

What was it doing on the ceiling?

It doesn't matter. That's where it all went to hell.

The leaving of a message is one half of a social contract...

My career's not hanging in the balance.

It's not superstition, it's practically Newtonian.

That must've been the last thing you wanted to hear.

All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...

I'd just say, "That's Leonard."

Houston, this is more of an FYI call.

I'm not answering the phone, Sheldon.

Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a Zero-Gravity pasta maker.

No, I'm celebrating.

- Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been broken. - Or e-mail.

You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.

- Because, you know, you and me-- - No. No, that's the past.

Yeah? Well, I wouldn't say cool.

We are basically out the door.

...you went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women.

That was a joke.

Just think, thanks to your hard work...