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Yeah? Well, I wouldn't say cool.
Okay, well...
It's my mother's meatloaf.
Good luck getting them back on.
What was it doing on the ceiling?
It doesn't matter. That's where it all went to hell.
The leaving of a message is one half of a social contract...
My career's not hanging in the balance.
Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a Zero-Gravity pasta maker.
I'm not answering the phone, Sheldon.
All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...
No, I'm celebrating.
Meatloaf.
Houston, this is more of an FYI call.
Hello Bye
Just think, thanks to your hard work...
You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown.
That must've been the last thing you wanted to hear.
- Because, you know, you and me-- - No. No, that's the past.
I'd just say, "That's Leonard."
...you went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women.
It's not superstition, it's practically Newtonian.
- Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been broken. - Or e-mail.
We are basically out the door.
The Star Trek reference and the play on words...
You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.
That was a joke.