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Yeah, you don't always win.
And any castle can be taken, whether you're fighting in the 14th century or the 21 st.
[Inmates Cheering In Distance]
I said what the fuck are youd oing?
- That's the word. - Eighteen courses in one week.
- You're hiding. - [ Scoffs ]
Mr. Irwin.
Fire!
- Men did good, huh? - They did.
This thing that you're doing with your hand, grabbing your hair, what's that?
Just this isn't the place.
he still has a command in some fantasy army.
- Six bundles. - Six? Let's make it ten.
Is that from your infinite years of experience on the battlefield?
Agui-- Get down!
Read 'em.
hand movement through the hair,
Four. Making false official statements.
Riot formation! Let's go! Double time!
Place this man in the SHU. No one talks to him. No one sees him.
Sorry. Go on.
We're having, like, an uprising here.
You should not be allowed to retain your command.
- [ Breathing Heavily] - [Peretz]Prisoners stay down.
That's right.
- It can say whatever you want it to say. - There's nothing wrong with me.
Smote Jimmy the Harp with a horrid little pistol and a lariat
Didn't hurt this much.
You can take off your shirt if you want.
Come on. Go, go!
- Captain. - [ Cocks Gun ]
- Man, you don't like it, Doc, take a walk. - You're fuckin' sick, Yates.
And then my life's worth nothing.
Hey, fucker!
What do you want from your time here at the castle, Mr. Irwin?
Two minutes.
Now here he is commanding an army of one--
All prisoners down on the ground, now!
I thought it prudent to act immediately to ensure your safety.
[Alarm BellRinging]
- Th-Thejagged ones go in the middle. - The middle? All right.
- [Inmate #1] Hey! - [Inmate #2] What the fuck is that?
- [ Men Shout, Indistinct ] - Let's go!
[Winter] If you'll excuse us, Mister, uh--
Now!
Some may think to be remembered in this way...
Look at that.
[ Cheering Continues ]
- Scumbags runnin' the asylum? - [ Chuckles ] Maybe.
- [Niebolt]Doc! Come on! - Sir.
That's some creepy shit, pilot.
During the day, you're free to be in this area we're walking in right now.
- [ Gunshot ] - [ Grunts ]
When you only know the first verse
Step away from the flag! Step away from the flag!
Oh, no.
I gotta be a man and do it on my own
I must have misshelved it... your book.
- You Navy puke, son? - No, no, sir. I was in the Corps.
So, here I am,just like you, a convicted criminal.
zero injury assaults, zero fatalities.
You could get yourself thrown out of the Hall of Fame for betting on yourself.
[Man On P.A.]Escort detail report to Gate 18. Prisoner.
- Come on. - [ Groans ]
-[Gunshot] -[Blaring Horn Subsides]
I cannot let this continue.
I don't wanna hear that. You have you rorders.
That is true, sir.
[Inmate] Welcome to the castle, baby!
What are you doing, Mr. Irwin?
Put your hand down.
They haven't changed in a thousand years.
- I don't think so. You know where saluting comes from? - No, sir.
- Okay, hold up. - You fuck! I'm going to kill you!
But without any new evidence, what would be the point?
We can no longer wear the uniform of a soldier.
In the morning and plow
- Come on. Give me the fucking ball. - Fuck you!
- McLaren, Niebolt, with me! - Niebolt, stay where you are.
When I was in first grade, I got straight As.
[ Chuckles ]
To hell with this rubber-bullet shit.
Sound the horn.
This is Sergeant McLaren from Fort Truman Prison.
[ Rapping, Indistinct ]
grandson.
[ Men Shouting, Indistinct ]
- Zamorro, target the man loading rocks into the trebuchet. - McLaren?
And now I have what may seem under the circumstances, a bizarre request.
Gary Koen…I’ve taken command of your clan and renamed it Scotty2hotty Steeltown ;)
- Everyone paid up this week? - Yeah, we're good.
But until you've spent some time in the yard with those animals,
What I want you men to understand...
Back off now! I said back off now!
Get that water cannon now.
Okay? Enriquez.
Now you've got yourself a castle.
My father was a winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, sir.