Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here's what I've learned in the years since I left high school.

♪ Strangers waiting ♪

- Yes. - Are you sure?

I had no idea. I saw something so special today

You don't want to do that.

That's why I invested all of my Bat Mitzvah money

That's not gonna help Mama buy personalized.

♪ Oh... don't stop. ♪

I'd really love to hear you sing one time.

I'm an actress.

I always wanted to be in an all-male a Capella group.

Excuse me, Mercedes Jones?

"S-S-S..." "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat"

Although that's not a bad idea for a future exercise.

With all due respect,

but I can offer him something better.

over a shared goal.

neurotic, adorable Guidance Counselor Emma Pillsbury.

What would you call that? Is that oil? Is that grease?

I have a bad feeling about this.

this Glee Club could really accomplish something.

Alcoholics Anonymous has the auditorium.

♪ He's my everything ♪

Then he quits, then he rejoins,

We're walking, we're talking.

♪ Lost my discretion ♪

That was incredible!

needs to hang out with the damaged goods.

I guess my dream is dead, too.

♪ He took the midnight train ♪

You are the love of my life.

Besides, you can't join the Speech Club; it's full.

Glee Club specifically.

which is an obvious lie designed to make us feel inferior.

♪ Lily of the valley ♪

I lost it to that demented little Beanie Baby.

She looks at me. She jokes with me,

to be talking about it.

a medley from Grease. Who wants the Sandy part?

♪ Follow my lead ♪

♪ Burn that disco down ♪

Are you new to the school? I'm a sophomore.

I'm just saying that I don't trust him.

♪ Don't mean I'm in love tonight ♪

Nobody in there is gonna see me the way that I see myself.

toying around with a career in acting.

that importing a rare silk trampoline mat

♪ I am happy just to know ♪ ♪ Happy just to know ♪

Oh, uh, and that reminds me. I have a question for you.

That's why I embrace the avant-garde

letting him stay in the club because she has

You don't have any friends.

and I should hope it remains that way.

Thanks for pushing me to do this.

♪ Everybody wants a thrill ♪

I don't know what to do with my hands when I'm singing,

Hold up, who gets to sing the Sandy part?

like we're his slaves, and we're supposed to be happy about that?

Hey, all I know

Oh, Sue, don't worry.

we're both gonna be competing

♪ How to fix your hair ♪

I'm more than happy to pitch in.

And I have a feeling

♪ Streetlight people ♪

Exactly. That would be me.

I guess I just feel safer

My name is Mercedes Jones,

That's the best voice I have ever heard.

and folks are nice, I guess,

So far, my time at McKinley has sucked.