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but I also think it's a little early

Look, it's obvious that Artie

featuring a young, nubile William Schuester.

You are my star. You are on Fox Sports Net.

I don't know what's gonna happen with this club,

I took the initiative of making a list of potential candidates

You do your thing, I do mine.

But part of the responsibility

No, he's not only popular.

and the unwanted, including a boy in a wheelchair.

I try not to eat into my sick days...

♪ And on and on and on ♪

There are bigger, brighter, better stars.

♪ Just one more time ♪

and I'll be singing "Pony" by Ginuwine.

I-I'm Kurt Hummel.

I mean, no offense.

for the female lead, which I want us to see as a good thing.

- past the third row. - Racist!

Mrs. Schuester, I'm Rachel Berry.

You're very talented.

She told me... some upsetting stuff.

to the cruelty, but none of it is going to happen

For the record, not all of us are.

♪ Don't stop believin' ♪

♪ Though it's the toughest case ♪

because I'm sure all this extra free work you're doing

The Glee Club is one day old, and there's already in-fighting.

- You guys started without me? - Uh, hell yeah, Berry.

singing ♪ Jesus. ♪

Obviously, of course.

♪ I kissed a girl ♪

- Yes. - Because I don't know

- based on their yearbook photos. - Um, thanks, Rachel.

You know, I don't know what song to sing,

That is definitely the song that we need to sing

How could anything bad come out of a glee club?

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

who don't have the arts in their lives,

I sure d-don't.

and I can tell by the way that you hold your torso

Then, after rehearsal, he wheeled me home.

Truth is, Mercedes, Rachel will make you better.

Her little bitty Jewish voice won't make it

Mm-hmm. Kurt Hummel.

It shouldn't be that difficult. He's already quit once before.

it's not like I got a problem with it.

Myspace is pretty much the greatest invention ever.

and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane."

And children these days aren't interested

I got to go deal with this.

♪ And even in your case ♪

♪ I'm there. ♪