Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He risks his life to save people for nothing.
Yeah, uh, yeah, I'm-I'm branching out at the moment.
So you called her. - Yeah, I called her, and it was awful.
please think long and hard
Midge, you don't skim Dr. Spock,
Gonna need a lot of salt everywhere.
And it's-it's, uh...
- I promise. - What are you talking about?
I just put her hands under her tush and sit on her lightly.
Oh, you look nice. Chanel?
Yeah, Tuesday's fine.
- Ah, I shouldn't say it. - No.
- Not at the moment. - Where is she?
he's working up a set.
I've been thinking a lot about our situation...
Well, I... I told you, ma'am,
Mrs. Maisel, we all slip sometimes.
that Dow Chemical always slows down around the holidays.
So, first time at a jazz club, raise your hand.
But it already has.
Yes, but, Your Honor...
I don't know what she's doing or where she's going.
and Joel was usually off to work before he was even up.
* And what ticks inside of my brain *
"Vaguely."
But look, I just... all I know is Midge is fine,
"Have you seen my red socks?"
is to invite dispute!
Yikes. We'll work on that.
You and I can drink and they can all keep pretending
Would you agree to that?
- Yes, sir. - Susie, right?
Oh, God, I'm gonna be so late for Ethan.
to say that, uh, she's fine, nothing's wrong,
poetry...
Somebody stole my briefcase.
then I was Donna or some shit, then I was Mrs. Miniver
All right, all right. She'll remain nameless.
There was smoke coming out of her ears.
With everything that's going on out there,
Oh, I never thought about any of this before tonight.
What's her name?
You know, she does it all and I just roll thunder.
Just don't get too drunk.
Is-is this Christopher Street?
Shirley never sees enough of Rosie.
And you, I mean, I don't know what happened today.
Is your husband in the courtroom?
when she whipped those things out, I ducked.
not until my son started doing this really weird thing
I'll show you how it works.
Or something for Rosie, then.
I have nothing but admiration for the great sacrifice you made
I guess we're even.
The 13 people I got out of Germany in '43...
Get used to it.
This can't be the little man.
Oh, what's more fun than that?
Yes, Mrs. Moskowitz?
He was like a fire hydrant.
So I'm curious as to why he didn't take the morning off
Or have one of mine, uh, Lenny, please.
Shirley Temple is a thing of the past.
No, I'll take care of this.
Ah, yes. I am here to have dinner.
All right. Now, that's very nice of you,
I wasn't belligerent during the set.
Joel Maisel, king of comedy.
how to get Joel to the next step.
On the walls, on the floor.
Ha! Good luck with that.
What if I picked the wrong profession?
Kool-Aid, goyish.
Uh, Gene Ammons is Jewish.
* That's the time *
it's because i i i i only i wanted it! oh! but your attitude!
Then acknowledge me.
You can't change your answer.
The language chronicled in these incidents, ma'am, crude.
I mean, I know my son.
Rose?
Uh, I think you're gonna need it.
This is about the Jersey thing. Hang on, hang on.
who goes up to the mountains to save people for nothing."
Oh. Okay.
I do, and I got to tell you, Mike,
Abe, what do you think?