Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm not getting upset. - You're mad at me

Thank you, Your Honor.

I thought this was supposed to be a fun evening,

Is your husband in the courtroom, ma'am?

I would like that, too.

Let me explain Jewish and goyish to you.

We'll take care of this.

- You and me on the same side! - Uh-huh.

heard some cute uptown chick got arrested doing a set.

Not that I've ever seen her wear the same thing twice.

You're like the pet we never had.

So, I turned to the expert.

Who is this person that doesn't give me her name?

Did you tell the doctor that?

- The Friars Club? - I don't know. Am I?

She has plenty of clothes.

I mean, are there exceptions?

TITS UP LADIES!!!!

* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... *

How do I feel? How do I feel?

- and it's on Lenox. - Right, the guy's Lanner,

* But nevertheless, I'm in love *

It was everywhere.

The Air Force is Jewish.

- Hey, you up for a drink? - Can't.

It was 1:15 in the morning.

Cops that hang out around outside clubs

I used to know all her friends.

* Wet with rain, but remember... *

keep an eye on the kids a while longer.

The defendant pleads guilty on all counts,

While performing in a licensed venue,

- Moishe... - Uh-oh.

I'm going with con man.

there is no way this activity would recur.

Are you sure you're in the right place?

One, two, three.

Just be gentle.

I'll pay for half the apartment.

Yes, thank you, Your Honor.

Please don't ask him who he is.

You're my 11:00?

You're a giant pain in the ass.

- * I wish I knew * - * I wish I knew. *

- Salt it. - What?

Is this your baby?

Y-You came to New York without a nickel in your pocket,

You got a coat? It's cold out.

I'm trying to figure out how I feel.

I never thought you liked me so much.

Lipstick, cigarettes...

that is a lovely dress you are wearing.

Otherwise, you can risk trial,

and instead I'm filled with dread and doubts

Are you ready for some more music?

I plead guilty, Your Honor.

I've only litigated in front of the man, like, a thousand times.

And therefore, I humbly apologize.

She walked out that door and had a place to go.

She was spinning webs around me, man,

every time I turn around, you're there.

Uh, no. Laundry day.

and they made us come back three times.

- that we took him in. - I'm not mad at you,

Really? Since when?

It's a very sound argument.

All right, let's see what we got here.

You had to think about it?

You know, I just blanked.

Shit, you got me beat.

I used to know what she did.

Follow-through's never been his strong suit.

Your Honor, emotions are running a little high here...