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We're just here for her oven, and that's it.
I hated Renée Zellweger with a burning passion for eight years...
The Gentleman!
- I tried. - Tried?
Okay, fine.
can enemies ever be friends?
tied to the bed.
Well, you're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with either.
You're the Blitz.
How could you, my best friends in the world...
I slept with that cute Indian girl who cuts my hair.
Remember how last week we fired up a sandwich...
Aw, you've got a little crush on Wang Guy, don't you?
Ted, that is the best-Iooking turturkeykey I have ever seen.
Lily, those are cartoon characters...
[Ted Narrating] And that's the story of how Zoey and I became friends.
Instead of stuffing, I'm gonna fill the turkey with...
Barney, I know that Ted doesn't like that girl...
[Cheering]
Chicka chicka
Lily, do you have any idea how many people I blindly hated for you?
and Apocalypse Now.
why don't we ask him what he does for a living.
[All Groan]
My name is Steve!
[Cheering]
Nothing. I just forgot to brag about it before.
## [Chorus Vocalizing]