Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

tied to the bed.

How could you, my best friends in the world...

I slept with that cute Indian girl who cuts my hair.

Well, you're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with either.

Instead of stuffing, I'm gonna fill the turkey with...

why don't we ask him what he does for a living.

Ted, that is the best-Iooking turturkeykey I have ever seen.

Barney, I know that Ted doesn't like that girl...

[Ted Narrating] And that's the story of how Zoey and I became friends.

Nothing. I just forgot to brag about it before.

can enemies ever be friends?

- I tried. - Tried?

We're just here for her oven, and that's it.

You're the Blitz.

I hated Renée Zellweger with a burning passion for eight years...

Lily, do you have any idea how many people I blindly hated for you?

and Apocalypse Now.

Lily, those are cartoon characters...

Aw, you've got a little crush on Wang Guy, don't you?

## [Chorus Vocalizing]

My name is Steve!

Remember how last week we fired up a sandwich...