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Wait. Ted doesn't like that girl?
Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.
And... send!
The original Blitz, Matt Blitz, was a guy who went to Wesleyan back in the '60s.
Oh, yeah. That's who I hate. Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
Your loss.
Like when the roadrunner and the coyote clocked out and had a beer together.
- you changed the course of Blitz-ory. - [Crunches]
Great. So not only did you guys betray me...
and then, at the last minute, she... changed her mind.
buck naked, covered in candle wax...
[All] The Gentleman!
That's Kate Hudson!
I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving...
Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
Wait. Blitz was there too?
If their phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.
# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
- I'm coming with you. - No. I baste alone.
- Um... - Uh...
Yeah. They were worn out from putting that spell on your hair.
Um, I'm having... I'm having trouble breathing.
...dary.
Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim back in freshman year...
Aw, man!
but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
- Did you do that on purpose? - No. It was an accident.
No. I'm not the Blitz.
Aw, man!
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
Oh! Serve returned.