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Oh! Serve returned.
Aw, man!
The original Blitz, Matt Blitz, was a guy who went to Wesleyan back in the '60s.
[All] The Gentleman!
If their phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.
Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim back in freshman year...
Wait. Ted doesn't like that girl?
Yeah. They were worn out from putting that spell on your hair.
Um, I'm having... I'm having trouble breathing.
# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
That's Kate Hudson!
...dary.
Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
- you changed the course of Blitz-ory. - [Crunches]
No. I'm not the Blitz.
Like when the roadrunner and the coyote clocked out and had a beer together.
- Um... - Uh...
Your loss.
I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving...
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
Wait. Blitz was there too?
- Did you do that on purpose? - No. It was an accident.
- I'm coming with you. - No. I baste alone.
Great. So not only did you guys betray me...
but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
Aw, man!
Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.
And... send!
buck naked, covered in candle wax...
and then, at the last minute, she... changed her mind.
Oh, yeah. That's who I hate. Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.