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Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim back in freshman year...
Aw, man!
Um, I'm having... I'm having trouble breathing.
Great. So not only did you guys betray me...
Yeah. They were worn out from putting that spell on your hair.
- Um... - Uh...
Your loss.
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
buck naked, covered in candle wax...
[All] The Gentleman!
No. I'm not the Blitz.
...dary.
- I'm coming with you. - No. I baste alone.
but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
Oh! Serve returned.
- you changed the course of Blitz-ory. - [Crunches]
- Did you do that on purpose? - No. It was an accident.
If their phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.
Oh, yeah. That's who I hate. Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
Wait. Ted doesn't like that girl?
# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
Wait. Blitz was there too?
Aw, man!
Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.
I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving...
That's Kate Hudson!
The original Blitz, Matt Blitz, was a guy who went to Wesleyan back in the '60s.
Like when the roadrunner and the coyote clocked out and had a beer together.
and then, at the last minute, she... changed her mind.
Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
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