Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?

You guys, wait a minute.

What happened? I saw it.

Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey.

[Ted Narrating] It didn't. It tasted wrong.

I just got Madden 2K1, and I can't stop thinking about it.

Let's take this bitch down.

And I'm a part of it.

It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me...

Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?

Something inside me just said, "Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."

I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

"Random number" guy just sent me his wang back.

only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.

Full disclosure. We also used all your butter greasing up Lily...

He dropped out right before the school went coed.

hang out with my mortal enemy...

What? No. Shut up. I hate him.

After you Blitzed out last night...

- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity. - Oh, what was that?