Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? No. Shut up. I hate him.

[Ted Narrating] It didn't. It tasted wrong.

It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me...

Something inside me just said, "Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."

After you Blitzed out last night...

Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?

I just got Madden 2K1, and I can't stop thinking about it.

"Random number" guy just sent me his wang back.

just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

And I'm a part of it.

He dropped out right before the school went coed.

Full disclosure. We also used all your butter greasing up Lily...

- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity. - Oh, what was that?

Let's take this bitch down.

What happened? I saw it.

You guys, wait a minute.

but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?

Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey.

hang out with my mortal enemy...

only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.