Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something inside me just said, "Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."

but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?

Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey.

I just got Madden 2K1, and I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me...

just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.

What? No. Shut up. I hate him.

[Ted Narrating] It didn't. It tasted wrong.

Full disclosure. We also used all your butter greasing up Lily...

"Random number" guy just sent me his wang back.

- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity. - Oh, what was that?

You guys, wait a minute.

And I'm a part of it.

Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?

After you Blitzed out last night...

What happened? I saw it.

He dropped out right before the school went coed.

hang out with my mortal enemy...

Let's take this bitch down.