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Okay, I am sick and tired
That's why we got you looking like the porn star from "Nailin' Palin."
You want a can of soda pop?
Ders, I didn't know anybody else was in here, man.
I wanted to shave my nipples.
Karl said he wanted it for Saturday.
Crap!
That's something I'm willing to do.
- I told her. - Nice.
I-T. I just did. I guess I'm a freakin' genius.
You t-take the snacks out of this contraption
Nice!
My second mistake was thinking that Adam
sucked the snacks out using Blake's shop-vac,
how the hell do you plan on sneaking the snacks out of this building?
I could tell you were getting desperate for snacks,
♪ He's insane ♪
- Right? - They suck. They're dry.
I-I just need to vacuum something.
That's right, so gummi bears, Teddy Grahams,
Well, don't be a bitch about it, you know?
♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta gotta ♪
And I'm looking like a boss, though, in head-to-toe Costco.
Or...
- Yeah. - Total misfire.
Jillian's dumb ass is never gonna know what hit her.
I hate you. Get out. Give me the monkey-wrench thing.
Don't you know people need to be told what they want,
I didn't think so.
Hey, what is this... some kind of sick joke?
I shall be head security detail.
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