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...you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. That's an anal fact.
-Huh? -Did you make him hard?
Plenty of tequila. I think I'm out of lime. Definitely Gin Fizz.
Right, but did he pitch a tent?
We know how to fucking party. Wa-hal
TONY: Fiona? -Shit, shit, shit.
First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie.
What's that make you, huh?
Ever try to play pool with a rope?
FRANK: Nobody's saying our neighborhood's the Garden of Eden.
KASH: All right, you stack the butter. I'll do the snacks.
-Hey, it's Phillip. -Hey, it's dead man walking.
But its been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of...
"He's overly generous and that bugs me."
VERONICA: Yo.
[ON SPEAKERS] She won't ever get enough
If I stick this in the wash before I go, keep an eye on it?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Get yourself to that mosque so your dad stops blaming me...
...but I was offered a place in the nursing school.
-...trying to outrun the transit cops. -No. Always elevate extremities.
Oh, honey.
-Shut up. We don't even know him. -Steve.
-Wild salmon with baby carrots? -No.
I'll find out what I got when I open the damn box, all right?
I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen?
-Pork rinds? -No.
That was fucking incredible.
...to Cub Scouts at the mosque before all the carpets are taken.
Hey, talk out of your ass with that much conviction...
Oh, loves animals.
-Fucking kept boy, at best. -Hey.
Fuck!
Fuck, no.
It's not me.
Liam's my brother.
[LINE RINGING]
Karen. Honey, your little helper is here.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
[FRANK SNORING]
-Hello. Thank you. Exactly. -Yeah.
From when I worked at T.J. Maxx. Let's go.
Your washer's in the yard. We don't need it.
...and she's blaming you?
How do you know all this?
She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch