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-Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck? -Never crossed your mind?
-Okay, time for bed. Up the wooden hill. CARL: It's not even midnight.
Oh, no, no, no. We met before, but you weren't exactly--
My dad.
[MOUTHS] Fuck.
X-ray vision.
Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that.
Oh, my God, I love this part.
FIONA: Seven fifteen, monkeys. Come on.
-Okay, you're full of shit. -Fuck you.
-Ah! Ow, ow, ow! -Almost. Almost.
And you're happy with that?
A tragedy, really. I gave my life to that company.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
Gave me a condom.
...are caused by tiny words that come in pairs.
Fuck.
KEVIN: Frank, what did I tell you? -Here we go. Neighbors of Satan.
-Continuity. -Continuity.
He's been looking for an excuse for months.
Don't have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper.
VERONICA: Baby. FRANK: What? What? What?
'Why do the men I always date treat me like shit?"'
Anybody before Kash?
-If he knew how to have fun, sure. -Fiona, I can't help my upbringing.
[CAR ALARM BEEPS]
So, what if your dad comes back and sees me here?
Brian! Diesel! Eric! Hairdresser! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 months for getting a bad haircut and causing chaos at school!
They can follow me around all they want to...
WOMAN: Yeah.
TONY: Fiona, are you home?
Brian! Diesel! Eric! Hairdresser! You are grounded for 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 months for getting a bad haircut and causing chaos at school!
You make me want to enjoy my life again.
Lip barely got his foot in in time to stop--
Brian! Diesel! Eric! Hairdresser! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 months for getting a bad haircut and causing chaos at school!
FIONA: I'm not kidding, Steve.
Mom, we have to wear our shoes. There's bits of glass on the floor.
...which technically makes us next-door neighbors.
-Mrs. Jackson. -Ohh!
That kid's gonna be the death of her. What is it this time?
You know, normally I'm shy, so I told myself:
Where's Karen?
...for the fact that we're going to hell, and talk to your mother.
...to make a good impression.
A fucking Monte Carlo.
And another round for my friends at the UAW 1268
You know, the first time that I saw you dancing...
How many of you live here?
-Where's his stamp? -Can you believe this joker’?
There's nothing they won't do for each other...
Insane.
-Let's go, people. COP 2: Go home. Let's go. Out.
EDDIE: All right. I'm off to work.