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OH, JAN!
WELL, OK.
YEAH, RIGHT, I'LL MAKE RESERVATIONS FIRST THING.
HEY, JAN? YEAH.
UH, YOU MEAN ANONYMOUS?
YOU'RE A GENIUS. MMM-HMM.
WELL...
OH, THAT'S A SUPER IDEA, ALICE. THANK YOU.
WELL, IF SHE SAID THAT, SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE A DATE.
"BUT EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN WINNING
I'M GONNA KEEP EVERY PROMISE I MADE TO EVERYBODY."
THEY'RE SO MESSY, YOU CAN'T READ 'EM.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
LISTEN, I BRING YOU GOOD NEWS.
HERE, REMEMBER. VOTE FOR JAN BRADY.
IT CAME OUT EVEN. YOU LIKE?
"VOTE FOR JAN BRADY."
AND HER 3 MINUTES WERE UP ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO.
SEE, I PUT DOWN AN $8 DEPOSIT ON A RADIO,
YEAH, THIS IS HOW YOU GET THAT WAY.
I KNOW.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT I PROMISE YOU IT'LL BE SOMEPLACE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WITH YOU. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO.
THEY'RE HAVING GOOD SKIING.
ALICE, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?
YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE.
JAN, THAT SPEECH SOUNDS LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN AN EGO TRIP.
WELL... WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY?
THE ELECTION'S OVER NOW, AND I WON.
HI, BOBBY. HI, JAN.
THANK YOU.
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PROMISED!
I'D EVEN PROMISE THAT.
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