Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now who will start at 140,000?

- Did you set the timer on that thing? - No.

No, don't put me...

- Just out of jail and I'm robbing. - Let's go.

The guy on the donkey is just a guy on a donkey.

- You don't really think they'd... - Cut off our balls if we don't do this.

My coworkers in my claims ME

- Mack the Knife? - Four minutes, 17 seconds.

Put me in jail.

- Maybe I can make them feel better. - Well, okay. See what you can do.

I may not know art, but I know what I like.

Scrabble, knock-knock jokes, anecdotes about dead Italians?

Some of us warthogs are more constipated than others.

I call them the MTVIA.

You and Tommy would be nothing more than a late afternoon Triscuit.

Financial empires will crumble, crumble.

This is not the time.

I guess down deep I was jealous.

I'm not a very good damsel in a dress am I?

What's the color blue taste like?

I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.

I guess you never fucked with nobody from Hoboken before

The time was 1481.

So, Captain Hawk...

I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Roma.

From now on, set the timer.

detailing la machina de oro...

There's a safe on the seventh floor. You put their thing in this thing.

The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists.

'Cause this rope only holds 900 pounds!

There's only one way out of this.

So, Sister, what you are saying is...

History, tradition, culture are not concepts.

- You have dinner tonight? - Why?

Don't tell me you want to open a store, go straight and sell spatulas.

- That smoke bad for you? - This way.

I highly recommend them.

Shazam! We come across a diary by one of da Vinci's assistants...

Or would you rather be a pig

Somebody rewired the recorders!

Just shoot her. Anybody?

Huh? I'm getting ready to do some crime, rob some farchadat horse with you?

We want you to steal da Vinci's sketchbook. The codex.

Pick me up, pick me up.

Will you play Nintendo with me?

My high school science teacher?

Let me ask you. How much does a new tuxedo cost?

Yeah! That’s probably what happened.

My next word was gonna be consciousness...

Eureka, motherfucker!

Better make the hole bigger.

you're not gonna shoot little ol' me, are you?

You're young enough to enjoy shanking child molesters for a pack of smokes.

I'm just kidding. Thanks for saving me. Why was that guard chasing you?

but gold will always be gold.

You go back to jail, and you won't be alone.

- Would that be bad? - Real bad.

The sign says No horseplay in the pool area.

They think Hawk's been arrested.

at $20 million.

I'm happy we covered our tracks!

Almond Joy. Get it? Candy bars.

Remember all the reporters here when you came in?

- Is it a great plan? - A great big plan.

Hey, old man! Yeah, you!

Four minutes, 19 seconds.

There are things I do know about you, and about me and about that bed.

I don't hold grudges.

predicted this.

I'll get you ten of them at the bar.

to change common lead into bronze.