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George Washington will be played by... [Clears Throat]Ralph Wiggum.
- Someone's gotten to you, you deceitful cow! - That's absurd, Rex.
[ Over P.A. ] Attention, everyone. This is Principal Skinner.
why do they call this a urine monkey?
Well, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police.
[ Whimpering ] I didna cry when me own father was hung for stealin' a pig...
- Chief Wiggum, how'd you ever get these tickets? - Krusty knows how to play ball.
- I've got something for you. - "Let's be friends."
(SINGING) The Simpsons
- Where do you want these beef hearts? - On the floor.
Bart, do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like Jeffy from SML?
(GRUMBLES SOFTLY)
for the long ride home.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? That's highway robbery. I won't pay it.
Dad, how do you get a girl to like you?
All right! Special holiday meal.
How you doin' down there, fellas? Huh? Huh?
- Aw, come on, ya stupid-- - [ Gunfire ]
## [Jazzy Solo ]
- Ha-ha! - [ Buzzes ]
I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
## [ All Continue Singing ]
- [ Balls Popping ] - Unhand me, Yankee.
Homer, that's a terrible thing to say.
At least you guys are my friends.
I just don't know what went wrong.
Yeah, she’ll do that
Whuzzat say? "Talk to the audience"?
[ Sighs ]
Ohh. A valentine from my granddaughter.
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