Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Dispatcher] Attention, all units. Riot in progress at--

I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people."

Well, let me tell you something. Valentine's Day is no joke.

Your conscience? Lisa, don't let that pushy little weenie tell you what to do.

I've worked with some marvelous second bananas over the years...

Eric Wittman: Whuzzat say? "Pretend you care about your users"? Oh god, this is always death.

Hey, Dad, why don't you give Mom her present?

Hey girls check out this president

She's getting impatient. Take a stab at it.

Oh, it isn't fair. I'm 1 0 times the Krusty fan you are.

dancing, holding their evil in check.

Oh, no! john Wilkes Booth!

Ohh, look at that.

He makes me wanna learn more about our founding fathers.

Now, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you!

Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a valentine 'cause I felt sorry for him.

[Running Footsteps]

- All right, children. You may now exchange valentines. - Miss Hoover?

[ Meek Voice ] Could I have the envelope?

- No, thanks. - Send it this way, boy.

it would be your tender kiss.

What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

- I ate it. - [ Kids Laughing ]

Bart, do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like a maniac?

- [Homer]D'oh! - [ Audience Applauds ]