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- Jonah, I did it.
I'm no gay guy, but I hope you like it.
and I may have suggested that you were...
Okay, do you have a whiteboard?
I'm sorry about your sister.
- Oh, hey, I just spoke with Carol's lawyer,
White mom, white dad.
You gotta do what you believe is right.
Yeah.
We could fuel up first.
It had to go somewhere. - I was being pleasant.
- Oh, no, it's not like a date.
- What? - Look,
and, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count.
W-we can't let them pin it all on Glenn.
if you don't know you're being kidnapped.
and I'm "Glenn's assistant."
- No, Glenn, that's--
- I got a subpoena.
While you were out there buying socks,
- No, we don't "like" like each other
it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay.
because I trust that you made it safe.
But I may have to take your picture out of my wallet.
Takes me a pic!
- Glenn and I, we're top dogs in this doghouse.
Oh! He wears clothes. Uh...
that he generally avoided the robot.
- Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge!
- Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene.
It seems like it has nothing to do with Carol's lawsuit.
someone's getting their ankle monitor off today!
between Garrett and that woman?
I blasted through today.
Come on, just admit it. You're jealous.
from multiple people that I used to date
- [bleep]! - What is wrong with this--