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I was a good catholic girl, so I wanted to save myself for marriage.

than I do when I kiss him.

That's actually good advice.

My mom's sex talk was her handing me a white handkerchief

But it's important to talk about this stuff.

Who's gonna clean up the mess?

It is confusing for girls out there.

Aw, you're adorable.

Loving a woman.

both kids are out of the house

I'm glad you did.

No. You know, you talk.

Is anybody gonna tell me what's going on?

I totally forgot about that catholic-girl workaround.

Read your Bible, for god's sake.

You had to pay someone a fortune

- Mom, stop talking! - Oh. I'm gonna stop talking.

to create a giant nude painting that you couldn't hide from your wife.

Here, you may have my handkerchief.

Because I didn't have that with your abuelita,

But look... there's reality, then there's pornography.

Maybe I should be worried about Josh.

I... just think how difficult it was to see a naked woman in the renaissance.