Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elena, that is... Pretty smart, actually.

Yeah. Stand there, so I can always remember you this way.

- Why don't you use your own laptop? - I locked it in my safe.

Because his parents are out of town.

You can do that?

- Big plans this weekend? - Don't look at me.

I know! Who's gonna order the pizza?

I figured that was enough great parenting for one day.

I love you. And I want you to be happy.

Yeah. No more Internet, no social media, not even a phone.

I gave my number to the Usher. I'm sure he'll be calling.

I need to talk to Elena.

I've been there.

Anyway, I need to find a new place to get my eyebrows threaded.

Behind the beads.

Then porn makes them grow up thinking that's what sex is supposed to be like.

Ay, it's not fair that I'm stuck giving both sex talks.

I know you put software into it that tells you everything I look at.

We came to the next stoplight. He hopped out, paco told me everything.

Ay, whatever. You got snowed.