Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're back early. - Yeah.

I would've used my computer, but I didn't want it to get a virus.

Yes. My mom is at the opera with Dr. Berkowitz,

Yeah, whatever it was, don't worry.

If you're thinking about...

Watch the hair, abuelita.

Oh, when violetta died of consumption...

But, hey, silver lining, it's normal porn.

After introducing my 12-year-old son to threesomes,

Shut up, that's not my porn.

Why is everyone staring at me?

from your doggy door before I embarrass myself.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You know, with the Internet, kids see too much too soon.

Father said it's time to have the talk.

that you're too young to be having right now.

It just makes me wonder...

Is there a bug on me?

in the back of the video store.

And I'm not naive. But Elena's just not that advanced.

What kinda sex talk did your parents give you?

Lucky she didn't ask about a colon.

Oh, you guys are talking about porn without my sexpertise?