Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, whatever it was, don't worry.

After introducing my 12-year-old son to threesomes,

Oh, you guys are talking about porn without my sexpertise?

Is there a bug on me?

I would've used my computer, but I didn't want it to get a virus.

If you're thinking about...

You know, with the Internet, kids see too much too soon.

Yes. My mom is at the opera with Dr. Berkowitz,

- You're back early. - Yeah.

Lucky she didn't ask about a colon.

What kinda sex talk did your parents give you?

Shut up, that's not my porn.

But, hey, silver lining, it's normal porn.

It just makes me wonder...

in the back of the video store.

that you're too young to be having right now.

Watch the hair, abuelita.

And I'm not naive. But Elena's just not that advanced.

Oh, when violetta died of consumption...

What the hell is wrong with you?

Father said it's time to have the talk.

from your doggy door before I embarrass myself.

Why is everyone staring at me?