Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've borrowed them before.

that's not rude, that's congenital

I'm terribly sorry.

Need to kill someone.

- That noise? - What noise?

Well, of course not. Not Her Majesty.

Go and solve a crime together, make him wear the hat.

The last person you'd think of.

Tuesday afternoon, I chose her.

I know you'd change your mind if you did.

You can make more if you want, any time you like.

'Mr Smith stated he had no interest in bringing charges.'

Christ! Sherlock on Twitter, he really has lost it.

- You must have done. - I really didn't.

Because you might prefer some coffee.

Speaking of serial killers, you know who's my favourite?

- What pictures? - They're everywhere.

You maintain an impressive facade.

Interferes with...

You see the fold in the middle?

before they've even left home.

- Watch him, he's got a knife. - I've got a what?

- Sex. - I'm sorry?

What if you had the compulsion to kill and money? What then?!

sweet little government, dancing attendants.

Only problem is

And if you want to hide a murder,

- I'm not laughing. - He's not laughing, Sherlock.

My God, he knows you!

I mean, obviously, normal and fine

what's in it for you?

- He's totally gone! - Aah!

Either I'm a serial killer,

Seriously, we're not going to

you can't take it back.

I was looking out of the window, why was I doing that?

What? What is it? What?

I want to thank you, Ivan, for allowing me to use it.

Well, now, won't you introduce me?

But he has no idea what an idiot you are!

Now, kitchen noticeboards.

I'll try, if I'm in the area.

- How did you get him in the boot? - The boys from the cafe.

Now, it's a... it's a new kind of breakfast cereal.

That's the text alert of Irene Adler.

Yeah, well, they're real enough, I suppose.

Woman's out of control! I asked for a cup of tea!

Before you know it!

Spending all night talking to a woman who wasn't even there.

Get out of my house!

Well, now you do.

When you were feeding our daughter.

I get regular updates.

- Looking forward to it. - Yeah.

Or was it the case of The Killer Orang-utan?

But here's the thing, he never refuses it.

Well, that's not what dead people look like.

I use it to sell breakfast cereal.

Molly can examine me on the way, it'll save time.

You and The Woman.

Now look, the sun's only struck the bottom two thirds,

You wanted this, though.

We can keep tabs. You didn't have to come in.

Let's go for a walk.

and I can safely say... I cheated on her.

'that he'd rather have anyone but you. Anyone.

- Whose car is that? - That's my car.

Trust me, Sherlock, it's gone before you know it.

What kind of a doctor are you?

What is it? What... What now?

Oh, no, I'll lay it out for you.

we know the sunlight can only be entering the room at a steep angle.

Have you noticed the kitchen? It's practically a meth lab.

I am. So are you.

You utter cock!

I'm against people.

OK, I got it wrong, then.

- Cake? - Cake! Oh, um...

I added some deductions for Sherlock.

Set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide!

Because I'll tell you something, John Watson, you will not have me!

He built a hotel, a special hotel just to kill people.

- Oh, my God, I love your blog. - You're welcome.

Well, we could carry on now, I'm not tired.

So what do you think?

or just be a therapist,

- My number. - I already have your number.

Well, maybe Sherlock told me.

He's never knowingly under-cliched, is he?

The game is on. Do you still miss me?

You sound cross.

What were you doing to him?! What were you doing?!

Why is he just wandering about like a fool?

but I rounded up for dramatic effect.

- Well, we just came that way. - I know, it's a plan.

It's a memory inhibitor.

You look different.

Or technically, I sent her a text, but she's not to know.

Mr Smith, will you say something about your property...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Might be the hardest case of your career.

You're my last hope.

Awesome! Do you do block bookings?

Do you hear me? I said Molly Hooper.

that hath not noble lustre in your eyes!

I got my confession, though, didn't I?

How can that be your car?!

maybe this isn't a suitable subject for the children.

You know, in films, when you see dead people, pretending to be dead,

Factoring in a degree of shock and emotional decision,

And since any visitor could be expected to ask about