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if you want to hide lots and lots of murders, just find a...

- I'm going to make a deduction. - Oh, OK, that's good.

Amazing the times a man doesn't really look at your face.

You mean you didn't ask?

And you, good yeoman,

- I promise. - Thank you.

'John Watson never accepts help.

Except the boot. The boot was mean!

Opt-in ignorance. It makes the world go round.

- Why not? - Because you won't like it.

Is this Dr John Watson?

Oh, Christ! I keep wondering if we should have seen it coming.

he didn't just suddenly do it.

I want you to kill me.

They tend to be quite young.

and frankly, I've been off my tits for weeks.

Possibly. It's a long word.

But did you know

Oh, er, Dr Watson?

He's not about thinking. Not Sherlock.

Nobody. I... misspoke.

Do you ever look in the mirror and want to see someone else?

So, when I tell you that this is the most dangerous,

Some people have the same urges.

Er, was that me? Was I too good?

No, she didn't.

Because of the one impossible thing you said.

Agh! But he's our monster.

He mass-produced them.

you know, under that sleeve you keep pulling down.

Well, seeing as I'm inside your head,

I'm sorry, Mr Holmes, it's your brother. He's left his flat.

As I think I have explained to you many times before,

When you're ready.

You... you're so funny, you are!

...with the memory.

Hold hard the breath and build up every spirit to his full height! On!

And do you know something? I still do.

I don't understand. What is that?

Now, imagine if the Queen wanted to kill some people,

So obviously you were keeping it hidden

There are charities that I support who wouldn't exist without me.

And you've had all this time?

'You, me and Mr Holmes.'

She taught me to be the man she already thought I was.

You've been ages waking up.

Sir, you probably want to see this.

Has it occurred to you, anywhere in your drug-addled brain,

Don't want to rush this.

Drearcliff House, remember that one, John? One murder, ten suspects.

'I don't think I'd be standing here now if it wasn't for Dr Watson.'

I needed a hug.

- Yeah, you've said that before. - Ask him.

There is a difference between looking away and looking to.

And do you know why they dropped you, dear?

- What's that? - What's what?

Be more specific.

And if my deduction is right,

Because I can't. You know I can't. She thinks you're dead.

I want to see your handbag.

Not that that matters. Apparently he can't stop confessing.

I'm afraid that some of the memories you've had up to this point

- No... - Jesus! A secret brother.

And I bet she'd love you lot.

- Can't everyone do that? - How?

One word, Mr Holmes, and it changed my world forever.

Well, no, 17½ to be precise,

Are we going to walk all night?

Is everyone ready?

Just spending it at home. Unless she calls. The PM.

We should bag that up, sell it. Make money for that on eBay.

I'm tomorrow, six till ten. I'll see you then.

- Two weeks ago. - Two weeks?

The point is, you did not kill her.

'Go and pick a fight with a bad guy, put yourself in harm's way.'

It is what it is,

Stop laughing at me!

I'm against new people.

The fact that I'm his brother changes nothing.

Presumably you downsized when you... when you left your job

Oh, no, no, I met him before that.

are you actually serious?

Before we start, tell me how you feel.

i'm in the middle of something.

Who's this one? Is this a new person?

You're suicidal, you're allowed chips.

Malnourished, double kidney failure,

No. I don't think so. No?

Um, with Mr Holmes, Sherlock, in all his cases?

'Please phone me if he gets in contact, thank you.'

OK, I'll see you later.

I don't understand.

I am a bit creepy.

Can't always cope.

'Who came to my flat?'

but the line is straight,

You keep your weekends for Rosie,

Yeah, who's this?

Oh, I do think I can last 20 minutes without supervision.

'Sherlock has left his flat, first time in a week.'