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- Oh, Jesus. - Wow.
Father, Sue and I really want to fix our marriage.
in a roundabout way, I was hoping...
Oh...
and I keep a list up here so whenever he fucks up
Remember that, Susan? For better or for worse?
Oh, here it comes. Here it comes, the old...
Hello kitty and friends
♪ I finally got laid ♪
- would have thrown into a pond! - Okay.
checking your passed out drunk friend is alive
All with the loving help of our Lord, Jesus.
That's the stuff of fairy tales.
I'm sure.
They want to vassinate us.
♪ Come and get your love now ♪
and had my dignity stripped away by whitey.
Dragon on your shirt. Dragon on your shirt.
Yeah, a job where you're doing better than me!
Ah, shut the curtains! Shut the curtains!
I get it. Jimmy Fitzsimmons is gonna kill you
Now, let's go around the circle,
people see right into your soul.
Unikitty Is A Ripoff Of UNIS Playzone Game!
I disemboweled you in my diary.
Jan, Clark,
"I call how my wife puts food on the table 'her little hobby!'"
No one's expecting you to bare your soul.
Come on, honey. You can do this.
Oh, okay. I see how this works. It's all my fault.
Push me through! Push me through!
This is a groin attack.
Excellent.
Uh, how'd you get those ears, Jimmy?
Beating the same drum, but that's good.
Get out of here!
My name is Arthur Morgan
Wait. Is that one hand job each or a thousand hand jobs per guy?
to make our marriage better,