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You don't mess with Randy! All right? Randy will kill a kid!
What I wouldn't give for one more chance
My mom's never earned a dollar in her life!
Shut up!
Ah, shit, man.
You bing-banged Kevin in his basement?
Jeez, I feel like I'm at home.
♪ Forty-four bottles of trust On the wall ♪
He's actually an asshole.
I want dick more than I want world peace.
♪ It's a puppy dog, cotton candy day ♪
And now it's all out there!
will lead to a severe infection which will...
Smile, God damn it!
I like looking at it. I like stroking it. I like sucking it.
I did.
Coma punch.
I'll deliver these, but it's coming out of your pay.
Your mother Does sex for money.
You know, like, pray, take out that smoke thing,
Then the fecal matter in his scratch marks
I'm gonna pull your hearts out through your assholes!
See, wasn't that hard, was it?
Clark, you just earned an honesty star.
♪ 'Cause I hurt a friend ♪
Uh, uh...
There's a rest stop just around the bend at exit 37.
Tonight he's gonna take us all to the moon,
Oh, honey, you'll never be like that.
Well, congratulations!